Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7

264

Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!

Submitted by: Noem Miranda
55

Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock
25

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget
4

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

4

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

9

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare

13

Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel
92

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb
17

Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton
11

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage
9

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik

208

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Submitted by: cijan rike
5

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

12

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris
7

Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.

Submitted by: Xuan
35

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad
22

Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer
38

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic
11

I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.

Submitted by: Jessica
5

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle

5

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

40

You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.

Submitted by: whit
59

Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

Submitted by: witt
185

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone
43

So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?

Submitted by: ohwhatever!

Copyright © 2006-2014 Coolnsmart.com - All rights reserved.

Like us!