Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.