Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?