Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
Think I am sarcastic?
Watch me pretend to care!
Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?