Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7

9

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

22

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya
93

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb
59

Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

Submitted by: witt
211

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Submitted by: cijan rike
14

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm
39

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic
5

If you’re too open- minded, your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti

44

So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?

Submitted by: ohwhatever!
10

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
– Cassandra Clare

36

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad
42

You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.

Submitted by: whit
12

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
6

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

20

Person 1: Wow, I can’t play guitar as good as you do.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yes, no matter how hard I try, I always play it better than you.

Submitted by: whitecat
15

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!

Submitted by: SarcasticSarcasm=Me
15

I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Damn!

Submitted by: Siiana
31

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex
187

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone
17

Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Submitted by: livelaff
6

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

92

You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.

Submitted by: aniesha
5

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

13

Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.

Submitted by: Bill
17

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage

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