Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7

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Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock
5

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

6

How much do you charge to haunt a house?

Submitted by: thomas geddes
4

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

21

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou
25

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

Submitted by: Didget
23

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian
92

What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Submitted by: The Crackling appleorb
8

You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria
208

Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”

Submitted by: cijan rike
17

Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.

Submitted by: Brighton
11

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Submitted by: jjsnage
39

You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.

Submitted by: whit
12

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris
35

You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.

Submitted by: iyad
5

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

5

You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

184

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Submitted by: therandomone
38

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic
13

Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.

Submitted by: eeinjhel
22

Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer
59

Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

Submitted by: witt
7

Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.

Submitted by: Xuan
5

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

91

You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.

Submitted by: aniesha

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