Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.