Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?