Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
It’s your lie…tell it however you want!
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer. No refunds.
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
I’m not sarcastic, I’m brutally honest =).
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?