Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 7
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?
Person 1: ” You did not just do that!!”
Person 2: “no? watch I’ll do it again!!”
This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
You: Are you sleeping?
Me: I’m not sleeping, I’m just trying to suffocate this bug in my eye… It might take a while.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?
Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.
If had a dollar for evry smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student
You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.
Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
So did you choose today to humiliate yourself in public?
You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”
I’m sorry. I couldn’t see a person behind that giant ego.
I must be psychic. I predicted you’d be an idiot.
Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.
I failed my spelling test. The teacher said “Idiot” and I put your name down.
Your silence echos your thoughts.
How much do you charge to haunt a house?