Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9


Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m

Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

Submitted by: chellaki

Girl 1: Do you like my new dress?
Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… Are you wearing it for Halloween? :)

Submitted by: Lillo

Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…

Submitted by: carlos

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt

Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”

Submitted by: Jub Jub

Well aren’t you a breath of fresh air!

Submitted by: Armine

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

Submitted by: John Edwards

I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

Submitted by: stop_bing_me

I miss him like I miss a sore thumb.

Submitted by: tay!

Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.

Submitted by: Alan Du

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Submitted by: nicolw

Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!

So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?

Submitted by: sarcastiktik Boom

I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!

Submitted by: kallie 123

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Submitted by: ninja

Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx

You’re so beautiful and blooming today..Happy Halloween !

Submitted by: supladito

Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

Submitted by: mimi

Somebody: So you think you’re some kind of player?
You: No. I know I’m the Game!

Submitted by: Sully Suliman

Woman 1 – Do you like my new jeans?
Woman 2 – wow yes… Do they come in women sizes?

Submitted by: daniel

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee

Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!

Submitted by: Alisha

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