Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

67

Aha… And I care how?

Submitted by: Monika
68

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Lex
98

Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?

Submitted by: JC
38

Why are you late? The teacher asked…
I guess its because I didn’t make it in time…replied the student

Submitted by: Snametic
28

Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?

Submitted by: Elia
35

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim
18

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.

Submitted by: m&m
20

Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

Submitted by: chellaki
49

Girl 1: Do you like my new dress?
Girl 2: Yeah, I like it… Are you wearing it for Halloween? :)

Submitted by: Lillo
11

Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…

Submitted by: carlos
25

You: “Are you kidding me?”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious”

Submitted by: Kurt
25

Me- “What time is it?”
You- “There’s a clock right there.”
Me- “Did I ask you where the clock was!?”

Submitted by: Jub Jub
49

Well aren’t you a breath of fresh air!

Submitted by: Armine
10

Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.

Submitted by: John Edwards
18

I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?

Submitted by: stop_bing_me
60

I miss him like I miss a sore thumb.

Submitted by: tay!
49

Mom: Is that cake delicious?
You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.

Submitted by: Alan Du
13

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Submitted by: nicolw
20

Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .

Submitted by: OMGOSH ITS ME!
35

So are you single?…- For you? No.
Nice top do they make them for guys?( obviously this must be asked to a guy)
(When bumping into someone you hate and haven’t seen for a while)…Five more minutes and I would have started missing you.
..statement – I am at College/ I was accepted in College…response- Oh good for you. So is it to study or to be studied?

Submitted by: sarcastiktik Boom
38

I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!

Submitted by: kallie 123
26

Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Submitted by: ninja
50

Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx
55

You’re so beautiful and blooming today..Happy Halloween !

Submitted by: supladito
26

Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: Oh yes, I’m always having conversations in my sleep…

Submitted by: mimi

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