Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

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You: Do you think I am stupid.
Me: Its not your fault.

Submitted by: aniesha

You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why

Submitted by: SR

Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…

Submitted by: carlos

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt

Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.

Submitted by: Jennifer

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

Submitted by: nicolw

Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!

Submitted by: vasso

Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!

Submitted by: Alisha

Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.

Submitted by: vera lemon

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Submitted by: Grouchier Marx
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