Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.