Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

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Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…

Submitted by: 'Lil miss giggle

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya

3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!

Submitted by: Dannie

Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

Submitted by: Ishamael

Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

Submitted by: Danielle

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie

Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?

Submitted by: Jim

There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Submitted by: MCMLXXXVII

Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: What is it?
Me: Clothes!

Submitted by: Ylime Eyaf Steehs

Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.

Submitted by: jennifer

You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

Submitted by: aastha

A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.

Submitted by: Roojole

I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

Submitted by: Clothilda

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Lex

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z

Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…

Submitted by: Tinker

One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…

Submitted by: ThisOnesFunny

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there

Submitted by: Kaya

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