Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! I smell something
You : My dad bought me a new mirror, the old one is broken.
Me : I can see why
Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register…
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.
Sarcasm (n.) – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it…!
Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?
Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did!
*Me washing my car*
Person: Hey what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.
Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.