Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings
I’m not good at giving advice…how about sarcasm?
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
It’s not that they’re ugly. It’s just that everybody else is better looking.
Text : Hey, you up??!!
Text response: Nope, just fell asleep an hour ago. . .
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
Before talking please connect the tongue to the brain.
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!
Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
Well, thank you. Coming from you, it means…absolutely nothing.