Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes he’s my best friend…
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
Nice shoes, how long did the doctor say you had to were them?
There’s a fine like between being tanned, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
Mom: Have you picked out what you’re wearing to school tomorrow?
Mom: What is it?
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
You: What are you doing?
Me: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.
A: I hate ugly things.
B: So I’m sure that you hate mirrors.
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Awww that`s so cute!
you actually think I care…
One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.
Person: Go to hell
You: As long as you won’t be there