Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
Teacher asked why are you late?
Student: Because I didn’t come in early.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
No sh*t Sherlock!
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
You’re unique just like everyone else!
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
- Sweetie, I’m already there (:
9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!
You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
3 A.M. Phone call… Hey are you asleep?… No I’m sky diving!