Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
You’re unique just like everyone else!
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?