Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

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You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria
14

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Lawrence G. Lovasik

7

You were looking good from afar.. Now you’re far from looking good.

23

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj
16

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

25

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
7

I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.

Submitted by: apatheticinatl77
32

I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

Submitted by: kyliek
62

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
53

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee
14

It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.

Submitted by: Mimia
12

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro
25

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek
203

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
18

Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.

Submitted by: Fred 'n' George
14

“Why do you talk to yourself?”
“Cos I like intelligent conversation.”
So what do you want to do?…I dunno
Well that helps a lot
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Why did you commit such a crime like that? He asked “Would you rather us commit a crime a different way?”

Submitted by: MYA MOORE
8

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde

63

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
13

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl
23

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
168

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana
63

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
17

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory
23

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund
217

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden

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