Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
– Oscar Wilde
I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.
People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!