Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

15

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

24

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex
16

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
20

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
56

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
11

Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!

Submitted by: Richard
61

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
202

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
10

Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.

Submitted by: Bill
7

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl
57

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
50

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee
19

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
19

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul
15

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman
11

Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova
14

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund
8

It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.

Submitted by: Mimia
8

Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

Submitted by: some-tea
168

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana
20

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
56

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
16

There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut
214

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden
17

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G

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