Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Your silence echos your thoughts.
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!