Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

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No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya
19

Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!

Submitted by: 1999:) 2012:)
27

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
21

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul
21

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G
24

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
11

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro
51

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee
16

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

18

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund
62

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
7

I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.

Submitted by: apatheticinatl77
15

Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.

Submitted by: Fred 'n' George
58

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
21

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
58

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
203

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
23

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj
8

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde

57

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
168

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana
34

I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

Submitted by: Clothilda
16

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory
16

Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.

Submitted by: Xuan
15

I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Damn!

Submitted by: Siiana

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