Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
You’re unique just like everyone else!
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.