Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

55

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
202

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
59

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
12

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman
57

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
49

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee
18

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
15

Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Submitted by: livelaff
167

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana
15

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
11

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm
7

Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

Submitted by: some-tea
15

There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut
56

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
214

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden
22

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose
20

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
11

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
21

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex
8

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: julie
18

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul
7

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl
16

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek
27

You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.

Submitted by: Shadowfairy1996

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