Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

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A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
56

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
15

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx

6

Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

Submitted by: some-tea
59

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
17

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
14

There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut
49

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee
12

I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

Submitted by: Clothilda
167

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana
18

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
13

A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.

Submitted by: Aj
17

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose
12

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman
7

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: julie
10

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
10

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm
56

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
214

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden
12

No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya
5

9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.

Submitted by: Patience
20

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
15

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
14

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
12

You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith

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