Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.
Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
– Oscar Wilde
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.
I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..