Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
Just because people don’t understand you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
You’re unique just like everyone else!
No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.
9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.
A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.