Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
Your silence echos your thoughts.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
Time flies by when you’re insulting people.
It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?
You’re unique just like everyone else!
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.