Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!
Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.
Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.
A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?
There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?
Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?
I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.
Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!
‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!
You always do me a favor, when you shut up!
You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.
Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.
You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!
No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
You’re unique just like everyone else!
There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.
Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?