Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

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Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
15

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund
22

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
16

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman
11

Your silence echos your thoughts.

Submitted by: PeteMitt
11

Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova
28

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
17

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G
50

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee
62

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
57

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
16

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

11

Awkward moment – When your sarcasm is so advanced it makes you look stupid.
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Madison
58

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
15

No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya
203

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
56

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
14

Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!

Submitted by: Richard
168

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana
17

There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut
21

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul
21

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
10

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro
10

I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..
Damn!

Submitted by: Siiana
20

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek

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