Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

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Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
22

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent?

Submitted by: Alex
31

Tell me what gave you the impression that I actually care, so I can avoid it next time.

Submitted by: N413z
202

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
9

Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova
57

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
61

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
18

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
15

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
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If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!

Submitted by: SarcasticSarcasm=Me
13

Being hated and ignored by many, makes my life a lot more easier to handle.

Submitted by: Sigmund
167

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana
50

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee
19

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
20

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
15

There are two things in life that are infinite:
Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.

Submitted by: mommagunnaknockuOut
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Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli
7

You think you’re so smart?
– No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.

Submitted by: funnygirl
56

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
214

You’re unique just like everyone else!

Submitted by: Raden
14

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman
24

Sarcasm (because punching people in the face is illegal) <3.

Submitted by: Rose
8

Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

Submitted by: some-tea
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You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul
28

You’re only jealous cos the voices don’t talk to you.

Submitted by: Shadowfairy1996

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