Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

39

Oh yeah, the louder you yell, the more right you are.
Turn off the lights…you look better that way.

Submitted by: Ishamael
24

Sorry, my fist meant to caress your face.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
18

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman
29

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
13

How much do you charge to haunt a house?

Submitted by: thomas geddes
17

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
25

I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

Submitted by: Clothilda
13

Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.

Submitted by: Fred 'n' George
51

‘A’ is reading a book, ‘B’ says …
B: “Are you reading?”
A: “No, I’m staring at the book hoping that lasers will come out of my eyes and burn the book.”

Submitted by: Chiahjee
16

No you’re not ugly.. It’s just that you’re face is few centuries out of fashion.

Submitted by: roya
14

Someone said that you didn’t have half a brain, but I defended you, I insisted that you did!

Submitted by: Richard
12

Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova
21

You’re so cheap.
Yeah! & still you can’t afford me!

Submitted by: Vipul
62

Bro: Did you see my pen?
Me: No, do you wanna see mine?

Submitted by: GKB PSYCHO.unit
16

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

58

I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
58

Time flies when I’m with you… Well, it’s because I zone out mostly.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
203

A boy is hammering nails onto the table:
Mom: What are you doing?!
The boy: Is that a trick question?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl
21

Women… Did you fall there Mister…
Me… Na I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
8

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde

7

I let you know when I start to care….Check back in about five years.

Submitted by: apatheticinatl77
17

People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras
57

No, I’m not ignoring you…I just lost interest in what you were about to say.

Submitted by: Mass Of Thumbs
23

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj
168

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

Submitted by: Nana

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