Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings - Page 9

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I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Submitted by: Hinesey
219

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!

Submitted by: lisa
15

You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!

Submitted by: Hunter
16

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G
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My loyalty cannot be brought, however, it can be rented.

Submitted by: Shalamar2k2
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Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni
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A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.

Submitted by: Aj
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Person 1: I’m not in the mood to hear gibberish .
Person 2 : Oh… I am ! What were you going to say ?

Submitted by: Cii
7

9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.

Submitted by: Patience
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So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!

Submitted by: Sydnayyy
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No sh*t Sherlock!

Submitted by: Java the hut
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Person: Hey you!
Person #2: Me?
Person: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

Submitted by: Name
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Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!

Submitted by: Alisha
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I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Lex
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Just in case you haven’t noticed, you are ugly both mentally and physically. Other than that? You are totally fine!

Submitted by: Emily Skyler
13

Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!

Submitted by: 1999:) 2012:)
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Yes I missed you, but if you come closer my aim is about to get better.
OMG, Did you feel that.. I think the world just revolved around me.. I guess you were wrong.

Submitted by: Laulaus
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How very observant of you there captain obvious.

Submitted by: Lima Tiapula
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I hear voices and even they don’t like you.!

Submitted by: kallie 123
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I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda
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You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
Me – “I’m sorry there’s a correct side to be waking up on?”
It takes patience to listen, however it takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening.
Excuse me love, would you like a skirt to go with that belt?!

Submitted by: Leah Victoria
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Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj
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People say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… And that comes from the people who don’t understand it.

Submitted by: morras
15

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory
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You: “what are you wearing to the halloween party?”
Me: ” I don’t know.”
You: “We should go as each other!”
Me: “Fine with me . . . At least I’ll win the scariest costume award.”

Submitted by: Kari
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One second…oh okay found it… Here is my cellphone, call someone who cares…

Submitted by: ThisOnesFunny
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I’ll give you five seconds to find hell.
– Sweetie, I’m already there (:

Submitted by: Haylee
9

You: Go to hell!
Me: See you there (:
You: God. You’re so stupid!
Me: I learned from the best.

Submitted by: Terethatsslifebro
10

You are funny, you make everyone laugh except when you joke.

Submitted by: manggin misao
23

Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

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