Saturday Quotes, Sayings about Saturday

Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
– Woody Allen

Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling.

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Anthony Burgess

Saturday is a good day to have a good day.

Saturday you please stay.

I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.
– Audrey Hepburn

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Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.
― C.J. Carlyon

Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.
― Dan Pearce

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans.”
― Mike Birbiglia

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk

My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
– John Shirley

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
– Richard Rorty

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
– Lyndon B. Johnson

It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or glass.

I only party on days that end in ‘y’

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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