School Quotes, Sayings about school life

Sunday school: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
– H.L. Mencken

You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year.
Henry Ford

To educate the peasantry, three things are needed: schools, schools and schools.
Leo Tolstoy

School prepares you for the real world… which also bites.
– Jim Benton

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don’t give two mules for rules.
– Trenton Lee Stewart

I don’t want to go to school and learn solemn things.
James Matthew Barrie

I am of the order whose purpose is not to teach the world a lesson but to explain that school is over.
– Henry Miller

Everyone in our school has afterschool activities. mine is going home.
– David Levithan

I believe in teaching, but I don’t believe in going to school.
Robert Frost

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
George Carlin


High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.
– Frank Portman

A teacher is one who makes himself progresively unnecessary.
– Thomas Carruthers

School made us ‘literate’ but did not teach us to read for pleasure.
– Ambeth R. Ocampo

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen

When you take the free will out of education, that turns it into schooling.
– John Taylor Gatto

There’s no use going to school unless your final destination is the library.
– Ray Bradbury

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
Bill Watterson

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Kurt Vonnegut

School offers us class and friends but our homes gives us morality and attitude which follows us to our graves.

Submitted by: Xornam Echo

The things that have been most valuable to me I did not learn in school.
Will Smith

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