Sex Quotes and Sayings

Sex without love is like food without taste.

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

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A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.

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Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.

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Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin

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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

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