Sex Quotes and Sayings
Sex without love is like food without taste.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
– Rita Rudner
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
– Steve Martin
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret