Sex Quotes and Sayings

Sex without love is like food without taste.

Submitted by: Nataly

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.

Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.

Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin

Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.

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