Sex Quotes and Sayings
Sex without love is like food without taste.
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
- Joan Rivers
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
- Woody Allen
Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
- Steve Martin
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
- Mae West
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- Rita Rudner
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
- Suze Orman
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
- Robert Byrne
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
- Woody Allen
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
- Thomas Szasz
Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!
Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
- Woody Allen
Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.
The best cure for a headache is good sex.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
- Woody Allen