Sex Quotes and Sayings

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Sex without love is like food without taste.

Submitted by: Nataly

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.

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Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.

Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin

Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.

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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
Woody Allen

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
– Thomas Szasz

I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.

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Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.

Submitted by: MizzBelieber

The best cure for a headache is good sex.

Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West

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Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!

Submitted by: shavoris brown

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