Sex Quotes and Sayings
Sex without love is like food without taste.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
– Rita Rudner
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.
Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
– Steve Martin