Sex Quotes and Sayings

Sex without love is like food without taste.

Submitted by: Nataly

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.

Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.

Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

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Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
Woody Allen

You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.

I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
– Thomas Szasz

The best cure for a headache is good sex.

Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!

Submitted by: shavoris brown

Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West

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