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Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.

Submitted by: Virgz de bylz
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Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find. <|3

Submitted by: Graciela
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A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
- Robert Byrne

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Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.

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Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
- Thomas Szasz

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Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.

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The best cure for a headache is good sex.

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
- Woody Allen

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
- Woody Allen

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
- Suze Orman

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Sex is an emotion in motion.
- Mae West

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
- Woody Allen

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
- Oscar Wilde

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
- Joan Rivers

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I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
- Woody Allen

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Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!

Submitted by: shavoris brown
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- Rita Rudner

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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
- Steve Martin

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
- Steve Martin

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Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.

Submitted by: MizzBelieber
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Sex without love is like food without taste.

Submitted by: Nataly

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