Sex Quotes and Sayings

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I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.

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You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.

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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

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If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.

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They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.

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If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

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All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

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My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.

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Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

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Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.

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The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.

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Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.

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Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.

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Submitted by: Virgz de bylz

A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne

Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
– Thomas Szasz


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