Sex Quotes and Sayings
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
– Woody Allen
Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
– Steve Martin
Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers
I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.
They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.
You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.
Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
– Rita Rudner
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
– Woody Allen
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
– Thomas Szasz
Sex is an emotion in motion.
– Mae West
The best cure for a headache is good sex.
Sex without love is like food without taste.