Sex Quotes and Sayings

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Woody Allen

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Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.

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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin

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Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers

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If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

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You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.

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Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.

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Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.

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Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.

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I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

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A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

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The best cure for a headache is good sex.

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If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Oscar Wilde

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
Woody Allen

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All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

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Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
– Thomas Szasz

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Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West

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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.

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My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.


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