Sex Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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The best cure for a headache is good sex.

I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen

All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

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Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.

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If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Oscar Wilde

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Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
Woody Allen

The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.

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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.

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They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.

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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

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Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

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