Sex Quotes and Sayings
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
– Thomas Szasz
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne
The best cure for a headache is good sex.
Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!
Sex is an emotion in motion.
– Mae West
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
– Woody Allen
Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.
Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
– Steve Martin