Sex Quotes and Sayings

I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
– Thomas Szasz

Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!

Submitted by: shavoris brown

Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.

Submitted by: Virgz de bylz

The best cure for a headache is good sex.


Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West

I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen

If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.

Submitted by: MizzBelieber

All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.


I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.

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