Sex Quotes and Sayings
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
– Woody Allen
Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.
Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
– Steve Martin
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
– Oscar Wilde
They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.
Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
– Woody Allen
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
– Rodney Dangerfield
Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real.
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
– Jerry Seinfeld
Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel García Márquez
New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.