Sex Quotes and Sayings

I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne

The best cure for a headache is good sex.

Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!

Submitted by: shavoris brown

Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West

I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen

Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.

Submitted by: MizzBelieber

If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.

Submitted by: Virgz de bylz

The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

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