Sex Quotes and Sayings

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne

I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.

Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!

Submitted by: shavoris brown

The best cure for a headache is good sex.

Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West

I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen

Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.

Submitted by: MizzBelieber

If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.

Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.

Submitted by: Virgz de bylz

The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.

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