Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. – Robert Byrne
You’re 12, you should be loosing teeth. Not your virginity.
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.
Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust, when you are thirsty for genuine love!
Sex is an emotion in motion. – Mae West
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure. – Thomas Szasz
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. – Woody Allen
Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. – Oscar Wilde
There are two things people want more than sex and money… recognition and praise. – Mary Kay Ash
Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real.
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. – Jerry Seinfeld
All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.
Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. – Woody Allen
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