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They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me so throw me down tie me up and show me that you like me.

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Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel Garci-a Marquez

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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
– Rodney Dangerfield

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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
– Hunter S. Thompson

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Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.
– Sophia Loren

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Love between man and woman is impossible because there must not be sexual intercourse, and friendship between man and woman is impossible because there must be sexual intercourse.
– James Joyce

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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
– Aldous Huxley

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There is not love where there is no will.
– Indira Gandhi

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Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it’s an extension of that. Where it’s just free. And that’s how it should be. It’s spectacular.
– Tom Cruise

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Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
– Jim Morrison

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We fall in love in favor of sexual urges.
– Sipho P Nkosi

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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
– Garrison Keillor

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All males are potentially sexual predators. The ability to extract the consent of the victims makes all the difference.
– Boghos L. Artinian

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Young people are moving away from feeling guilty about sleeping with somebody to feeling guilty if they are NOT sleeping with someone.
– Margaret Mead

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Sex is that itch which nags you 40 times a day and – in case you are lucky – gives you pleasure 10 minutes a week.

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New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

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Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
– Laurell K. Hamilton

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No beard, no booty!

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Flesh involves in the forced sex but soul involves in the mutual sex.
– P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

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