Short Funny Quotes

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
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286 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 1. devon wrote on 10 August, 2007, 11:58

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  practice makes perect but then nobody is perfect so wats the point of practicing?
• 2. tara:littlestar wrote on 1 September, 2007, 7:32

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  why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
• 3. Jaime wrote on 23 September, 2007, 7:41

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  Life is Short – Talk Fast!
• 4. Emilee wrote on 27 September, 2007, 12:13

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  save water and shower together
• 5. DeAnna _starfish wrote on 30 September, 2007, 15:13

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  POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
• 6. Allyson wrote on 2 October, 2007, 6:22

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  save paper don’t do home work
• 7. Arjay wrote on 3 October, 2007, 8:57

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  Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted and the time of your life!

  If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.
• 8. Briana wrote on 4 October, 2007, 21:59

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  A man went to the wise man at the mountain and asked him,” Whats the piont of life?” and the wise old man said” I don’t know ask a girl.”
• 9. Briana wrote on 4 October, 2007, 21:59

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  Good girls ar bad girls that aren’t caught.
• 10. Briana wrote on 4 October, 2007, 22:00

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  If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?
• 11. Sam wrote on 5 October, 2007, 19:43

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  homework is killing
  trees, stop the madness!
• 12. taylor wrote on 27 October, 2007, 18:39

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  Laugh Until You Cry
  Cry Until You Laugh
• 13. Dilip wrote on 30 October, 2007, 10:58

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  I still miss my ex – But guess what? My Aim is getting better
• 14. Shortie wrote on 31 October, 2007, 17:24

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  If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?
• 15. Natalie Martinez wrote on 5 November, 2007, 13:50

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  If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you dont have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!
• 16. Nataly wrote on 9 November, 2007, 15:11

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  Sex without love is like food without taste
• 17. YoungBlood wrote on 15 November, 2007, 20:21

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  Why fight to live when we live to die???

  YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
• 18. Scar wrote on 15 November, 2007, 20:25

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  What is to be will be, BUT…. What is not to be Could happen
• 19. Sweetie wrote on 16 November, 2007, 20:18

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  Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.
• 20. bobby wrote on 17 November, 2007, 10:31

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  if you fail to prepare,
  then prepare to fail