Short Funny Quotes
You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. :)
1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.