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You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

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Submitted by: 'Becca

Never steal. The government hates competition.
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Submitted by: ashley

Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. :)

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Submitted by: Scholtzy

1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d

Submitted by: Cigaro

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Submitted by: Dylan

Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

Submitted by: devon

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

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Submitted by: amal

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

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Submitted by: Wise man

Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience

Submitted by: katrina

Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?

Submitted by: tara:littlestar
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