Short Funny Quotes
You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
Never steal. The government hates competition.
Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. :)
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Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright
Smile…It confuses people..!!
Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
No, seriously, they have guns now.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.