Short Funny Quotes
An old man marrying a young girl is like buying a car for somebody else to drive.
He was so poor that he couldn’t afford a funeral that’s why he is still alive.
People say the world is a small place, but I bet you, you can’t trek from Nigeria to Kampala.
Every person is crazy, the only difference is the capacity.
That weird moment when your scary teacher flips a tray of frogs/red mush all over them self while chewing you out for not doing your home work, and you’re the only one who thinks it’s funny.
I’m not saying you’re ugly, I’m just saying you’re about 8 beers away from being my type.
When people call you photogenic, they’re actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.
I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention.
One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one’s life with her.
– W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil
Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind. You don’t want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
– Garrison Keillor