Short Funny Quotes

An old man marrying a young girl is like buying a car for somebody else to drive.

Submitted by: Vikrant Parsai

He was so poor that he couldn’t afford a funeral that’s why he is still alive.

Submitted by: Vikrant Parsai

People say the world is a small place, but I bet you, you can’t trek from Nigeria to Kampala.

Submitted by: Daniel utoblo

Every person is crazy, the only difference is the capacity.

Submitted by: Xenith M. Silz

That weird moment when your scary teacher flips a tray of frogs/red mush all over them self while chewing you out for not doing your home work, and you’re the only one who thinks it’s funny.

Submitted by: cool person

I’m not saying you’re ugly, I’m just saying you’re about 8 beers away from being my type.

When people call you photogenic, they’re actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.

I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention.

Submitted by: Julio

One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one’s life with her.
W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil

Funny Quote: One can be very much in love...

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Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind. You don’t want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
Garrison Keillor

Funny Quote: Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important...

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