Heaven doesn’t want me….and hell is to scared I’ll take over.
182. Samwrote on 25 March, 2009, 18:31
Vote: 52 18
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
183. jaywrote on 30 March, 2009, 2:34
Vote: 47 16
The hardest part about business is minding your own.
184. Enoswrote on 2 April, 2009, 17:38
Vote: 68 15
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
185. sid..wrote on 3 April, 2009, 8:01
Vote: 34 61
……..and that one day a girl called me n said, “come fast there is nobody at my home….”…….i went there n there was NOBODY at her home……!!!
186. andreawrote on 4 April, 2009, 21:13
Vote: 32 38
jealousy is a disease,,,,get well soon!
187. Kimwrote on 9 April, 2009, 16:31
Vote: 85 11
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
188. allisonwrote on 9 April, 2009, 22:54
Vote: 39 15
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
189. Ericwrote on 11 April, 2009, 16:47
Vote: 30 33
Phone ringing; If that’s for me don’t answer it.
190. Alliewrote on 13 April, 2009, 17:04
Vote: 75 19
The truth hurts…….. thats why i lie =P
191. Andrewwrote on 14 April, 2009, 15:13
Vote: 17 43
The worst part of censorship is **********
192. Susanwrote on 17 April, 2009, 2:21
Vote: 63 10
I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.
193. **THD Rulez**wrote on 20 April, 2009, 20:15
Vote: 129 3
I dream of a better tomorrow…
where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
194. kooliowrote on 22 April, 2009, 17:43
Vote: 25 14
I’ve lost many things…. of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.
195. katiewrote on 22 April, 2009, 22:34
Vote: 27 14
if you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!
196. ANCIENT SECRETwrote on 23 April, 2009, 8:45
Vote: 29 23
only a mental retard knows ur being sarcastic when everyone else thinks ur serious
197. bonchewrote on 23 April, 2009, 16:27
Vote: 131 16
Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
198. Ali Bakhsh Nasratwrote on 24 April, 2009, 13:53
Vote: 29 25
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
199. ITwrote on 24 April, 2009, 13:53
Vote: 17 61
Spilleng iz mi bezt zubjekt
200. Babyboy Officialwrote on 24 April, 2009, 18:47
Vote: 21 31
“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”
Heaven doesn’t want me….and hell is to scared I’ll take over.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
The hardest part about business is minding your own.
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
……..and that one day a girl called me n said, “come fast there is nobody at my home….”…….i went there n there was NOBODY at her home……!!!
jealousy is a disease,,,,get well soon!
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
Phone ringing; If that’s for me don’t answer it.
The truth hurts…….. thats why i lie =P
The worst part of censorship is **********
I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.
I dream of a better tomorrow…
where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I’ve lost many things…. of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.
if you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!
only a mental retard knows ur being sarcastic when everyone else thinks ur serious
Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
Spilleng iz mi bezt zubjekt
“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”