Short Funny Quotes - Page 10

263 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 181. J3$$a wrote on 25 March, 2009, 9:36

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  Heaven doesn’t want me….and hell is to scared I’ll take over.
• 182. Sam wrote on 25 March, 2009, 18:31

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  Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
• 183. jay wrote on 30 March, 2009, 2:34

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  The hardest part about business is minding your own.
• 184. Enos wrote on 2 April, 2009, 17:38

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  Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
• 185. sid.. wrote on 3 April, 2009, 8:01

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  ……..and that one day a girl called me n said, “come fast there is nobody at my home….”…….i went there n there was NOBODY at her home……!!!
• 186. andrea wrote on 4 April, 2009, 21:13

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  jealousy is a disease,,,,get well soon!
• 187. Kim wrote on 9 April, 2009, 16:31

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  Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
• 188. allison wrote on 9 April, 2009, 22:54

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  A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
• 189. Eric wrote on 11 April, 2009, 16:47

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  Phone ringing; If that’s for me don’t answer it.
• 190. Allie wrote on 13 April, 2009, 17:04

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  The truth hurts…….. thats why i lie =P
• 191. Andrew wrote on 14 April, 2009, 15:13

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  The worst part of censorship is **********
• 192. Susan wrote on 17 April, 2009, 2:21

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  I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.
• 193. **THD Rulez** wrote on 20 April, 2009, 20:15

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  I dream of a better tomorrow…
  where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

  Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
  They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
• 194. koolio wrote on 22 April, 2009, 17:43

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  I’ve lost many things…. of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…

  You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.
• 195. katie wrote on 22 April, 2009, 22:34

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  if you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!
• 196. ANCIENT SECRET wrote on 23 April, 2009, 8:45

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  only a mental retard knows ur being sarcastic when everyone else thinks ur serious
• 197. bonche wrote on 23 April, 2009, 16:27

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  Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
• 198. Ali Bakhsh Nasrat wrote on 24 April, 2009, 13:53

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  Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
• 199. IT wrote on 24 April, 2009, 13:53

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  Spilleng iz mi bezt zubjekt
• 200. Babyboy Official wrote on 24 April, 2009, 18:47

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  “Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”