Short Funny Quotes - Page 10

598 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 181. katie wrote on 22 April, 2009

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  if you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!
• 182. ANCIENT SECRET wrote on 23 April, 2009

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  only a mental retard knows ur being sarcastic when everyone else thinks ur serious
• 183. bonche wrote on 23 April, 2009

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  Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
• 184. Ali Bakhsh Nasrat wrote on 24 April, 2009

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  Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
• 185. IT wrote on 24 April, 2009

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  Spilleng iz mi bezt zubjekt
• 186. Babyboy Official wrote on 24 April, 2009

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  “Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”
• 187. Babyboy Official wrote on 24 April, 2009

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  “Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”
• 188. MRS Jasper Hale wrote on 27 April, 2009

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  When life gives you lemons… throw them back and demand Edward Cullen!
• 189. Laura wrote on 1 May, 2009

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  Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!
• 190. jordan wrote on 5 May, 2009

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  Adults are just kids with money
• 191. rodnel wrote on 9 May, 2009

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  Dont ask QUESTIONS………use your common sense……if you have
• 192. Beso wrote on 12 May, 2009

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  Got a problem? iI got a problem solver……and his name is revolver.
• 193. Klang wrote on 14 May, 2009

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  Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
  Love is blind, but the neighbours ain’t
• 194. Jess wrote on 18 May, 2009

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  I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
• 195. Pete wrote on 19 May, 2009

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  I hate People who are taking drugs,
  Especially Police and Customs Officers
• 196. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009

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  Let your parents choose your school……. only if they study for you !
• 197. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009

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  The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
  What if they say you cannot jump of a bridge? Some pleasure heh.
• 198. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009

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  - Sir do you know where to find the hospital? – No.
  - Ok let me tell you… you will go left… then….
• 199. tanner wrote on 21 May, 2009

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  Dont let ur friends drink and drive!!!!!
  Get drunk and drive with them!!!!
• 200. Yohane wrote on 29 May, 2009

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  Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..