Short Funny Quotes - Page 10

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
When I read about [...]

286 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 181. allison wrote on 9 April, 2009, 22:54

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  A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
• 182. Eric wrote on 11 April, 2009, 16:47

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  Phone ringing; If that’s for me don’t answer it.
• 183. Allie wrote on 13 April, 2009, 17:04

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  The truth hurts…….. thats why i lie =P
• 184. Andrew wrote on 14 April, 2009, 15:13

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  The worst part of censorship is **********
• 185. Susan wrote on 17 April, 2009, 2:21

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  I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.
• 186. **THD Rulez** wrote on 20 April, 2009, 20:15

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  I dream of a better tomorrow…
  where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

  Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
  They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
• 187. koolio wrote on 22 April, 2009, 17:43

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  I’ve lost many things…. of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…

  You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.
• 188. katie wrote on 22 April, 2009, 22:34

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  if you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!
• 189. ANCIENT SECRET wrote on 23 April, 2009, 8:45

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  only a mental retard knows ur being sarcastic when everyone else thinks ur serious
• 190. bonche wrote on 23 April, 2009, 16:27

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  Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
• 191. Ali Bakhsh Nasrat wrote on 24 April, 2009, 13:53

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  Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
• 192. IT wrote on 24 April, 2009, 13:53

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  Spilleng iz mi bezt zubjekt
• 193. Babyboy Official wrote on 24 April, 2009, 18:47

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  “Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”
• 194. Babyboy Official wrote on 24 April, 2009, 20:51

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  “Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”
• 195. MRS Jasper Hale wrote on 27 April, 2009, 15:35

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  When life gives you lemons… throw them back and demand Edward Cullen!
• 196. Laura wrote on 1 May, 2009, 18:39

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  Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!
• 197. jordan wrote on 5 May, 2009, 0:30

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  Adults are just kids with money
• 198. rodnel wrote on 9 May, 2009, 5:56

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  Dont ask QUESTIONS………use your common sense……if you have
• 199. Beso wrote on 12 May, 2009, 14:55

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  Got a problem? iI got a problem solver……and his name is revolver.
• 200. Klang wrote on 14 May, 2009, 9:45

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  Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
  Love is blind, but the neighbours ain’t