Short Funny Quotes - Page 11

263 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 201. Babyboy Official wrote on 24 April, 2009, 20:51

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  “Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”
• 202. MRS Jasper Hale wrote on 27 April, 2009, 15:35

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  When life gives you lemons… throw them back and demand Edward Cullen!
• 203. Laura wrote on 1 May, 2009, 18:39

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  Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!
• 204. jordan wrote on 5 May, 2009, 0:30

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  Adults are just kids with money
• 205. rodnel wrote on 9 May, 2009, 5:56

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  Dont ask QUESTIONS………use your common sense……if you have
• 206. Beso wrote on 12 May, 2009, 14:55

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  Got a problem? iI got a problem solver……and his name is revolver.
• 207. Klang wrote on 14 May, 2009, 9:45

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  Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
  Love is blind, but the neighbours ain’t
• 208. Jess wrote on 18 May, 2009, 7:55

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  I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
• 209. Pete wrote on 19 May, 2009, 16:13

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  I hate People who are taking drugs,
  Especially Police and Customs Officers
• 210. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009, 11:46

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  Let your parents choose your school……. only if they study for you !
• 211. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009, 11:50

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  The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
  What if they say you cannot jump of a bridge? Some pleasure heh.
• 212. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009, 12:05

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  - Sir do you know where to find the hospital? – No.
  - Ok let me tell you… you will go left… then….
• 213. tanner wrote on 21 May, 2009, 0:27

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  Dont let ur friends drink and drive!!!!!
  Get drunk and drive with them!!!!
• 214. Yohane wrote on 29 May, 2009, 0:59

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  Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..
• 215. Brii wrote on 30 May, 2009, 16:22

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  When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then you sit back and wonder how you did it.
• 216. cmd wrote on 30 May, 2009, 16:58

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  I would agree with you if you were right
• 217. AmberLee wrote on 1 June, 2009, 14:20

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  The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest….
• 218. Kitten wrote on 4 June, 2009, 18:33

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  Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
• 219. _FiLa96_ wrote on 9 June, 2009, 8:30

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  Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
• 220. Kori wrote on 11 June, 2009, 20:33

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  I don’t drink AND drive..
  I drink THEN drive