Short Funny Quotes - Page 11

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• 201. Brii wrote on 30 May, 2009

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  When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then you sit back and wonder how you did it.
• 202. cmd wrote on 30 May, 2009

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  I would agree with you if you were right
• 203. AmberLee wrote on 1 June, 2009

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  The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest….
• 204. Kitten wrote on 4 June, 2009

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  Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
• 205. _FiLa96_ wrote on 9 June, 2009

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  Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
• 206. Kori wrote on 11 June, 2009

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  I don’t drink AND drive..
  I drink THEN drive
• 207. me wrote on 13 June, 2009

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  Just because I have ADHD does not mean I can’t pay attent……
• 208. Obi wrote on 16 June, 2009

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  TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable
• 209. aperson wrote on 24 June, 2009

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  “Alweys yoos corekt spailings”
• 210. Vaneto wrote on 25 June, 2009

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  If life gives you lemons, give them to me, I’ll make make money from them.
• 211. Bagga wrote on 26 June, 2009

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  Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …
• 212. Tasha wrote on 30 June, 2009

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  I’m not insecure… I just don’t care.
• 213. ellenroxwithsox wrote on 2 July, 2009

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  He who laughs last, is the last to laugh……. obviously!

  Life can be worth living, but those who haven’t lived long are lucky as anything!!
• 214. Dale_M wrote on 2 July, 2009

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  If life throws lemons at you, throw back a hand grenade.
• 215. sakshi wrote on 5 July, 2009

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  i was born intelligent……….but studies ruined me………
• 216. Sweet22 wrote on 6 July, 2009

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  Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!
• 217. refat ali wrote on 24 July, 2009

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  Knock knock how about ding dong the joke is getting old.
• 218. Andrew wrote on 4 August, 2009

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  I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
• 219. Sara wrote on 9 August, 2009

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  I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.

  I didn’t hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
• 220. - Kaila wrote on 13 August, 2009

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  There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.