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  • 201. Babyboy Official wrote on 24 April, 2009, 20:51
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    “Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”

  • 202. MRS Jasper Hale wrote on 27 April, 2009, 15:35
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    When life gives you lemons… throw them back and demand Edward Cullen!

  • 203. Laura wrote on 1 May, 2009, 18:39
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    Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

  • 204. jordan wrote on 5 May, 2009, 0:30
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    Adults are just kids with money

  • 205. rodnel wrote on 9 May, 2009, 5:56
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    Dont ask QUESTIONS………use your common sense……if you have

  • 206. Beso wrote on 12 May, 2009, 14:55
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    Got a problem? iI got a problem solver……and his name is revolver.

  • 207. Klang wrote on 14 May, 2009, 9:45
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    Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
    Love is blind, but the neighbours ain’t

  • 208. Jess wrote on 18 May, 2009, 7:55
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    I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

  • 209. Pete wrote on 19 May, 2009, 16:13
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    I hate People who are taking drugs,
    Especially Police and Customs Officers

  • 210. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009, 11:46
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    Let your parents choose your school……. only if they study for you !

  • 211. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009, 11:50
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    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
    What if they say you cannot jump of a bridge? Some pleasure heh.

  • 212. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009, 12:05
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    - Sir do you know where to find the hospital? – No.
    - Ok let me tell you… you will go left… then….

  • 213. tanner wrote on 21 May, 2009, 0:27
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    Dont let ur friends drink and drive!!!!!
    Get drunk and drive with them!!!!

  • 214. Yohane wrote on 29 May, 2009, 0:59
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    Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..

  • 215. Brii wrote on 30 May, 2009, 16:22
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    When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then you sit back and wonder how you did it.

  • 216. cmd wrote on 30 May, 2009, 16:58
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    I would agree with you if you were right

  • 217. AmberLee wrote on 1 June, 2009, 14:20
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    The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest….

  • 218. Kitten wrote on 4 June, 2009, 18:33
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    Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!

  • 219. _FiLa96_ wrote on 9 June, 2009, 8:30
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    Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!

  • 220. Kori wrote on 11 June, 2009, 20:33
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    I don’t drink AND drive..
    I drink THEN drive

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