Short Funny Quotes - Page 11

344 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 201. Jess wrote on 18 May, 2009, 7:55

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  I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
• 202. Pete wrote on 19 May, 2009, 16:13

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  I hate People who are taking drugs,
  Especially Police and Customs Officers
• 203. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009, 11:46

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  Let your parents choose your school……. only if they study for you !
• 204. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009, 11:50

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  The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
  What if they say you cannot jump of a bridge? Some pleasure heh.
• 205. Ricky Jankowski wrote on 20 May, 2009, 12:05

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  - Sir do you know where to find the hospital? – No.
  - Ok let me tell you… you will go left… then….
• 206. tanner wrote on 21 May, 2009, 0:27

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  Dont let ur friends drink and drive!!!!!
  Get drunk and drive with them!!!!
• 207. Yohane wrote on 29 May, 2009, 0:59

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  Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..
• 208. Brii wrote on 30 May, 2009, 16:22

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  When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then you sit back and wonder how you did it.
• 209. cmd wrote on 30 May, 2009, 16:58

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  I would agree with you if you were right
• 210. AmberLee wrote on 1 June, 2009, 14:20

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  The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest….
• 211. Kitten wrote on 4 June, 2009, 18:33

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  Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
• 212. _FiLa96_ wrote on 9 June, 2009, 8:30

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  Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
• 213. Kori wrote on 11 June, 2009, 20:33

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  I don’t drink AND drive..
  I drink THEN drive
• 214. me wrote on 13 June, 2009, 4:35

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  Just because I have ADHD does not mean I can’t pay attent……
• 215. Obi wrote on 16 June, 2009, 7:59

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  TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable
• 216. aperson wrote on 24 June, 2009, 0:24

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  “Alweys yoos corekt spailings”
• 217. Vaneto wrote on 25 June, 2009, 21:31

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  If life gives you lemons, give them to me, I’ll make make money from them.
• 218. Bagga wrote on 26 June, 2009, 8:16

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  Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …
• 219. Tasha wrote on 30 June, 2009, 16:43

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  I’m not insecure… I just don’t care.
• 220. ellenroxwithsox wrote on 2 July, 2009, 7:12

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  He who laughs last, is the last to laugh……. obviously!

  Life can be worth living, but those who haven’t lived long are lucky as anything!!