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• 221. me wrote on 13 June, 2009, 4:35

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  Just because I have ADHD does not mean I can’t pay attent……
• 222. Obi wrote on 16 June, 2009, 7:59

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  TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable
• 223. aperson wrote on 24 June, 2009, 0:24

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  “Alweys yoos corekt spailings”
• 224. Vaneto wrote on 25 June, 2009, 21:31

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  If life gives you lemons, give them to me, I’ll make make money from them.
• 225. Bagga wrote on 26 June, 2009, 8:16

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  Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …
• 226. Tasha wrote on 30 June, 2009, 16:43

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  I’m not insecure… I just don’t care.
• 227. ellenroxwithsox wrote on 2 July, 2009, 7:12

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  He who laughs last, is the last to laugh……. obviously!

  Life can be worth living, but those who haven’t lived long are lucky as anything!!
• 228. Dale_M wrote on 2 July, 2009, 9:00

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  If life throws lemons at you, throw back a hand grenade.
• 229. sakshi wrote on 5 July, 2009, 13:53

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  i was born intelligent……….but studies ruined me………
• 230. Sweet22 wrote on 6 July, 2009, 11:16

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  Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!
• 231. refat ali wrote on 24 July, 2009, 23:11

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  Knock knock how about ding dong the joke is getting old.
• 232. Andrew wrote on 4 August, 2009, 10:58

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  I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
• 233. Sara wrote on 9 August, 2009, 6:16

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  I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.

  I didn’t hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
• 234. - Kaila wrote on 13 August, 2009, 10:29

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  There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
• 235. Kazzaaa wrote on 13 August, 2009, 10:32

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  Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
• 236. subhadeep samantaray wrote on 23 August, 2009, 7:12

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  Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…
• 237. KazeGirl wrote on 23 August, 2009, 12:04

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  I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
• 238. Freakychick wrote on 28 August, 2009, 13:08

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  Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … but she has trouble being heard through all the fat.
• 239. magda wrote on 31 August, 2009, 3:06

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  Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
• 240. magda wrote on 31 August, 2009, 3:07

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  A good listener is usually thinking about something else.