Just because I have ADHD does not mean I can’t pay attent……
TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable
“Alweys yoos corekt spailings”
If life gives you lemons, give them to me, I’ll make make money from them.
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …
I’m not insecure… I just don’t care.
He who laughs last, is the last to laugh……. obviously!
Life can be worth living, but those who haven’t lived long are lucky as anything!!
If life throws lemons at you, throw back a hand grenade.
i was born intelligent……….but studies ruined me………
Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!
Knock knock how about ding dong the joke is getting old.
I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…
I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … but she has trouble being heard through all the fat.
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Just because I have ADHD does not mean I can’t pay attent……
TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable
“Alweys yoos corekt spailings”
If life gives you lemons, give them to me, I’ll make make money from them.
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …
I’m not insecure… I just don’t care.
He who laughs last, is the last to laugh……. obviously!
Life can be worth living, but those who haven’t lived long are lucky as anything!!
If life throws lemons at you, throw back a hand grenade.
i was born intelligent……….but studies ruined me………
Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!
Knock knock how about ding dong the joke is getting old.
I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…
I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … but she has trouble being heard through all the fat.
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.