Short Funny Quotes - Page 13

598 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 241. klemen33 wrote on 19 October, 2009

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  When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
• 242. Lynsie wrote on 21 October, 2009

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  Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling
• 243. George wrote on 28 October, 2009

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  Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.
• 244. Everett McNear wrote on 4 November, 2009

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  They say money talks…well I’m the ventriloquist.
• 245. Nicked wrote on 5 November, 2009

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  Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
• 246. Rikko wrote on 5 November, 2009

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  Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going…
• 247. Karen wrote on 6 November, 2009

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  Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
• 248. dan wrote on 16 November, 2009

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  Everyone is entitled to their own opinion….its just that yours is stupid.
• 249. jonjon wrote on 19 November, 2009

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  Life hands you lemons…great now who the hell is gonna hand me a knife to cut them!!!
• 250. Manny wrote on 20 November, 2009

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  I scored high on my drug test.
• 251. Eeeeemily Bluurrs wrote on 23 November, 2009

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  When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to go make its own lemonade.
• 252. Azrael wrote on 26 November, 2009

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  Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
• 253. mick wrote on 13 December, 2009

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  Selfishness: Lack of consideration for the selfishness of others.
• 254. Rockymtnguy wrote on 15 December, 2009

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  The future just ain’t what it used to be.
• 255. Chris wrote on 16 December, 2009

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  You need to be good at atleast one of the two..
  Either convince the other person…else….

  …confuse him..!!!!
• 256. joker321 wrote on 24 December, 2009

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  How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell u later……..
• 257. The Covert Comic wrote on 24 December, 2009

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  Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on you again.
• 258. pyxle wrote on 27 December, 2009

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  Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
• 259. neonBRII wrote on 30 December, 2009

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  Guns don’t kill people… Dads with pretty daughters do.
• 260. alfred delcome wrote on 2 January, 2010

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  Any one can watch a monkey dance, But can you dance like the monkey.