Short Funny Quotes - Page 13

263 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 241. Ryan wrote on 15 September, 2009, 6:33

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  Pessimism is great, You are either always right or pleasently suprised.
• 242. Swapnil wrote on 16 September, 2009, 19:24

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  Your intelligence is my common sense.
• 243. Kooldude wrote on 19 September, 2009, 13:12

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  I was an atheist until i realized that i was God.
• 244. Carla wrote on 24 September, 2009, 21:53

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  People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!
• 245. dragon wrote on 26 September, 2009, 10:33

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  Extension of common sense leads to confusion..
• 246. Natalie wrote on 26 September, 2009, 16:19

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  He: You know.. When you weren’t here, I cried a lot.
  She: Awww! How sweet!
  He: Yes but those were tears of happiness!

  He: Do you know why only 10 percent of women goes to heaven?
  She: Why?
  He: Cause if they all went , it would be called hell!

  He: Hi!
  She: Hi.
  He: Have I seen you somewhere?
  She: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
• 247. Everett McNear wrote on 29 September, 2009, 22:03

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  I’ve been told I’m going straight to hell…no I’m not…I’m taking the stairs not the elevator.
• 248. g0f0 wrote on 2 October, 2009, 10:37

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  If others can do it…

  ..let them do it…
• 249. S John wrote on 2 October, 2009, 14:07

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  An optimist is a person who thinks b*s* is a fertilizer.
• 250. Krystal wrote on 8 October, 2009, 0:26

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  Homework kills trees.
  So don’t do homework.
• 251. Bravo1560 wrote on 8 October, 2009, 17:59

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  As I said before, I never repeat myself.
• 252. Melanieee!* wrote on 11 October, 2009, 5:40

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  Everything comes out right in the end, and if it doesn’t, go left!
• 253. Kassie wrote on 16 October, 2009, 3:19

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  If you weren’t who you are …. I’d like you!
• 254. littleredridinghood. wrote on 17 October, 2009, 13:14

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  If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?
• 255. klemen33 wrote on 19 October, 2009, 19:26

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  When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
• 256. Lynsie wrote on 21 October, 2009, 14:07

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  Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling
• 257. George wrote on 28 October, 2009, 11:41

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  Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.
• 258. Everett McNear wrote on 4 November, 2009, 0:33

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  They say money talks…well I’m the ventriloquist.
• 259. Nicked wrote on 5 November, 2009, 8:56

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  Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
• 260. Rikko wrote on 5 November, 2009, 23:23

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  Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going…