Short Funny Quotes - Page 13

286 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 241. g0f0 wrote on 2 October, 2009, 10:37

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  If others can do it…

  ..let them do it…
• 242. S John wrote on 2 October, 2009, 14:07

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  An optimist is a person who thinks b*s* is a fertilizer.
• 243. Krystal wrote on 8 October, 2009, 0:26

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  Homework kills trees.
  So don’t do homework.
• 244. Bravo1560 wrote on 8 October, 2009, 17:59

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  As I said before, I never repeat myself.
• 245. Melanieee!* wrote on 11 October, 2009, 5:40

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  Everything comes out right in the end, and if it doesn’t, go left!
• 246. Kassie wrote on 16 October, 2009, 3:19

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  If you weren’t who you are …. I’d like you!
• 247. littleredridinghood. wrote on 17 October, 2009, 13:14

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  If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?
• 248. klemen33 wrote on 19 October, 2009, 19:26

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  When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
• 249. Lynsie wrote on 21 October, 2009, 14:07

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  Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling
• 250. George wrote on 28 October, 2009, 11:41

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  Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.
• 251. Everett McNear wrote on 4 November, 2009, 0:33

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  They say money talks…well I’m the ventriloquist.
• 252. Nicked wrote on 5 November, 2009, 8:56

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  Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
• 253. Rikko wrote on 5 November, 2009, 23:23

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  Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going…
• 254. Karen wrote on 6 November, 2009, 18:53

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  Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
• 255. dan wrote on 16 November, 2009, 15:29

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  Everyone is entitled to their own opinion….its just that yours is stupid.
• 256. jonjon wrote on 19 November, 2009, 2:10

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  Life hands you lemons…great now who the hell is gonna hand me a knife to cut them!!!
• 257. Manny wrote on 20 November, 2009, 14:15

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  I scored high on my drug test.
• 258. Eeeeemily Bluurrs wrote on 23 November, 2009, 20:37

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  When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to go make its own lemonade.
• 259. Azrael wrote on 26 November, 2009, 16:49

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  Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
• 260. mick wrote on 13 December, 2009, 9:21

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  Selfishness: Lack of consideration for the selfishness of others.