The future just ain’t what it used to be.
You need to be good at atleast one of the two.. Either convince the other person…else….
…confuse him..!!!!
How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell u later……..
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on you again.
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
Guns don’t kill people… Dads with pretty daughters do.
Any one can watch a monkey dance, But can you dance like the monkey.
An Idea can change your life….but a girl can change that idea.
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
When nothing goes right go left!!
Do it today … it might be illegal tomorrow!
I run with scissors it makes me feel DANGEROUS!
My future is so bright ………. i need shades
If a turtle loses his shell is he NAKED or HOMELESS ??
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
My therapist says that I can’t see you anymore because you make me crazy.
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
Tell your girlfriend, i said thanks…!
Who says common sense is common … watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
I did not slap you, i simply high fived your face!!!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
Without me its just aweso…
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The future just ain’t what it used to be.
You need to be good at atleast one of the two..
Either convince the other person…else….
…confuse him..!!!!
How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell u later……..
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on you again.
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
Guns don’t kill people… Dads with pretty daughters do.
Any one can watch a monkey dance, But can you dance like the monkey.
An Idea can change your life….but a girl can change that idea.
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
When nothing goes right go left!!
Do it today … it might be illegal tomorrow!
I run with scissors it makes me feel DANGEROUS!
My future is so bright ………. i need shades
If a turtle loses his shell is he NAKED or HOMELESS ??
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
My therapist says that I can’t see you anymore because you make me crazy.
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
Tell your girlfriend, i said thanks…!
Who says common sense is common … watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
I did not slap you, i simply high fived your face!!!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
Without me its just aweso…