An Idea can change your life….but a girl can change that idea.
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
When nothing goes right go left!!
Do it today … it might be illegal tomorrow!
I run with scissors it makes me feel DANGEROUS!
My future is so bright ………. i need shades
If a turtle loses his shell is he NAKED or HOMELESS ??
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
My therapist says that I can’t see you anymore because you make me crazy.
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
Tell your girlfriend, i said thanks…!
Who says common sense is common … watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
I did not slap you, i simply high fived your face!!!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
Without me its just aweso…
L.O.L has gone from meaning laugh out loud to i have nothing else to say.
Pandas are the least racist..they’re black, white, and Asian
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver, blue, purple, orange and all those other colors now.
I’m afraid of my mailman…………..he knows where I live!!
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
Never judge a book by its cover…read the cliff notes!
Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!
I put the pro in procrastination.
There is no I in fail…. WAIT!….
You: Does everything I say have to mean something? Me: Apparently not….babble on
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An Idea can change your life….but a girl can change that idea.
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
When nothing goes right go left!!
Do it today … it might be illegal tomorrow!
I run with scissors it makes me feel DANGEROUS!
My future is so bright ………. i need shades
If a turtle loses his shell is he NAKED or HOMELESS ??
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
My therapist says that I can’t see you anymore because you make me crazy.
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
Tell your girlfriend, i said thanks…!
Who says common sense is common … watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
I did not slap you, i simply high fived your face!!!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
Without me its just aweso…
L.O.L has gone from meaning laugh out loud to i have nothing else to say.
Pandas are the least racist..they’re black, white, and Asian
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver, blue, purple, orange and all those other colors now.
I’m afraid of my mailman…………..he knows where I live!!
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
Never judge a book by its cover…read the cliff notes!
Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!
I put the pro in procrastination.
There is no I in fail…. WAIT!….
You: Does everything I say have to mean something?
Me: Apparently not….babble on