Short Funny Quotes - Page 15

333 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 281. SUmmy wrote on 15 February, 2010, 23:19

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  L.O.L has gone from meaning laugh out loud to i have nothing else to say.

  Pandas are the least racist..they’re black, white, and Asian

  Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver, blue, purple, orange and all those other colors now.

  I’m afraid of my mailman…………..he knows where I live!!
• 282. SUmmy wrote on 15 February, 2010, 23:23

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  When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.

  I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
• 283. Muley wrote on 17 February, 2010, 5:31

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  Never judge a book by its cover…read the cliff notes!
• 284. andrea from the bay area wrote on 23 February, 2010, 15:39

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  Drugs causes memory loss, & other things I can’t remember..
• 285. Lea wrote on 27 February, 2010, 5:15

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  Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!
• 286. Theodore wrote on 5 March, 2010, 5:21

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  I put the pro in procrastination.
• 287. Lol... wrote on 11 March, 2010, 20:36

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  There is no I in fail…. WAIT!….
• 288. Dori wrote on 19 March, 2010, 0:40

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  You: Does everything I say have to mean something?
  Me: Apparently not….babble on
• 289. thom wrote on 24 March, 2010, 11:35

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  I am going to live forever or die trying!
• 290. beto wrote on 29 March, 2010, 23:56

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  Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!
• 291. conapetaz wrote on 5 April, 2010, 20:06

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  Who needs rhetorical questions?
• 292. Beth wrote on 12 April, 2010, 23:38

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  I had superpowers until my therapist took them away!
• 293. Saadi wrote on 13 April, 2010, 7:25

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  If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!
• 294. Karen V :D wrote on 19 April, 2010, 13:38

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  I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then i eat it.
• 295. Tony Santos wrote on 19 April, 2010, 23:06

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  He who laughs last… Well, laughs last… What were you expecting me to say!!!
• 296. Amnichil wrote on 20 April, 2010, 13:48

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  Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.
• 297. erskmor4 wrote on 21 April, 2010, 0:36

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  Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
• 298. Bonface stom wrote on 23 April, 2010, 18:48

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  Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
• 299. heather wrote on 23 April, 2010, 21:58

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  If your life isn’t rich and creamy, you bought the wrong box of chocolates!!
• 300. Craig Charles Smith wrote on 26 April, 2010, 14:39

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  You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.