Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.
Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
If you can’t change a girl, change the girl.
Business is stealing other people’s money legally.
I feel so lost without you…. Mostly because you have my compass.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.
Can anyone tell me what to do when life offers you an orange…?
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
When life gives you lemons, ask why…cos I don’t get it.
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!….. I wanna do it myself
I am in shape…..Round is a shape.
When life gives you apples… Say, what the hell are you thinkin’? You got the wrong fruit!
Welcome to the dark side. What? Surprised? We lied about the cookies.
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice.
When i was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room.
When life gives you lemons..cut them into slices and put them in your corona.
When life gives you lemons, throw em back and tell em they can make their own lemonade.
Maybe life should stop giving lemons… it just gives people ideas on what to do with it.
Don’t kiss by the garden gate, Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy — the parents.
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Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.
Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
If you can’t change a girl, change the girl.
Business is stealing other people’s money legally.
I feel so lost without you…. Mostly because you have my compass.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.
Can anyone tell me what to do when life offers you an orange…?
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
When life gives you lemons, ask why…cos I don’t get it.
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!….. I wanna do it myself
I am in shape…..Round is a shape.
When life gives you apples… Say, what the hell are you thinkin’? You got the wrong fruit!
Welcome to the dark side. What? Surprised? We lied about the cookies.
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice.
When i was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room.
When life gives you lemons..cut them into slices and put them in your corona.
When life gives you lemons, throw em back and tell em they can make their own lemonade.
Maybe life should stop giving lemons… it just gives people ideas on what to do with it.
Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy — the parents.