Common sense is the sense rarely found in common people. - Pintu
If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum!
The correct phobic term for the fear of long words? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (!)
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
I still have a beautiful figure…. under couple of layers of cholesterol
Stop asking for oranges! Some of us haven’t even received our lemons yet!!!
Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee. Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it.
Despite the cost of living it’s still quite popular.
Patience is a procrastinators excuse!!!
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.
Mother In Law, an anagram of, Woman Hitler
We all know what the speed of light is…what’s the speed of dark?!
Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.
If you see one goose it is called a goose. If you see more then one its called geese. How come when you see more then one moose it isn’t calles meese?
They say, it’s darkest before dawn….so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors newspaper, that’s the right time to do it.
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy the fruit you like.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys!!!
What do you call a cow during an earthquake? Milkshake
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
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Common sense is the sense rarely found in common people.
- Pintu
If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum!
The correct phobic term for the fear of long words? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (!)
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
I still have a beautiful figure…. under couple of layers of cholesterol
Stop asking for oranges! Some of us haven’t even received our lemons yet!!!
Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee.
Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it.
Despite the cost of living it’s still quite popular.
Patience is a procrastinators excuse!!!
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.
Mother In Law, an anagram of, Woman Hitler
We all know what the speed of light is…what’s the speed of dark?!
Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.
If you see one goose it is called a goose. If you see more then one its called geese. How come when you see more then one moose it isn’t calles meese?
They say, it’s darkest before dawn….so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors newspaper, that’s the right time to do it.
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy the fruit you like.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys!!!
What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
Milkshake
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.