if you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail
no’one is perfect, well then im no’one
if all my friends decided to jump off a bridge…….i wuldnt…..i wuld be at the bottom waiting to catch them.
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
when life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange
Do not drink and drive or u might spill the drink.
a man went to a wise man and asked him a question. the wise man said, ‘idk, ask a girl’!!!! hhahaha!
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. My Reality Check bounced.
I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me wont make you pretty!
If i followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
If you cant get someone out of your head, .. then maybe they are supposed to be there. <3
When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.
**when life gives you lemons.. squirt it in your enemies eyes!!***
Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
when i speak with my eyes, i tell more than just one story.
You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
So she smashed her rearview mirror, cause from now on shes never looking back
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.
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if you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail
no’one is perfect,
well then im no’one
if all my friends decided to jump off a bridge…….i wuldnt…..i wuld be at the bottom waiting to catch them.
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
when life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange
Do not drink and drive
or u might spill the drink.
a man went to a wise man and asked him a question. the wise man said, ‘idk, ask a girl’!!!! hhahaha!
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My Reality Check bounced.
I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me wont make you pretty!
If i followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
If you cant get someone out of your head,
.. then maybe they are supposed to be there. <3
When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.
**when life gives you lemons.. squirt it in your enemies eyes!!***
Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
when i speak with my eyes, i tell more than just one story.
You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.