Short Funny Quotes - Page 2

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• 21. Nataly wrote on 9 November, 2007, 15:11

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  Sex without love is like food without taste
• 22. YoungBlood wrote on 15 November, 2007, 20:21

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  Why fight to live when we live to die???

  YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
• 23. Scar wrote on 15 November, 2007, 20:25

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  What is to be will be, BUT…. What is not to be Could happen
• 24. Sweetie wrote on 16 November, 2007, 20:18

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  Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.
• 25. bobby wrote on 17 November, 2007, 10:31

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  if you fail to prepare,
  then prepare to fail
• 26. bobby wrote on 17 November, 2007, 10:32

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  no’one is perfect,
  well then im no’one
• 27. kirby aimee knowles wrote on 23 November, 2007, 21:06

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  if all my friends decided to jump off a bridge…….i wuldnt…..i wuld be at the bottom waiting to catch them.
• 28. Michael wrote on 28 November, 2007, 19:24

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  It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
• 29. the man wrote on 29 November, 2007, 4:08

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  when life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange
• 30. DirtySouth wrote on 1 December, 2007, 13:05

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  Do not drink and drive
  or u might spill the drink.
• 31. megs wrote on 3 December, 2007, 16:39

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  a man went to a wise man and asked him a question. the wise man said, ‘idk, ask a girl’!!!! hhahaha!
• 32. milly wrote on 6 December, 2007, 20:55

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  I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
  My Reality Check bounced.
• 33. .:kaeley:. wrote on 6 December, 2007, 21:45

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  I am here so what are your other two wishes?

  Hating me wont make you pretty!

  If i followed you home, would you keep me?

  You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
• 34. daprincessishere wrote on 9 December, 2007, 1:03

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  If you cant get someone out of your head,
  .. then maybe they are supposed to be there. <3
• 35. Samantha LeFavi wrote on 9 December, 2007, 2:26

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  When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.

  Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.
• 36. kasey wrote on 10 December, 2007, 20:26

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  **when life gives you lemons.. squirt it in your enemies eyes!!***
• 37. Scholtzy wrote on 11 December, 2007, 5:31

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  Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
• 38. Priya wrote on 13 December, 2007, 3:56

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  when i speak with my eyes, i tell more than just one story.
• 39. 'Becca wrote on 14 December, 2007, 23:21

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  You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!
• 40. Julio wrote on 15 December, 2007, 20:37

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  Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.