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  • 21. bobby wrote on 17 November, 2007, 10:32
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    no’one is perfect,
    well then im no’one

  • 22. kirby aimee knowles wrote on 23 November, 2007, 21:06
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    if all my friends decided to jump off a bridge…….i wuldnt…..i wuld be at the bottom waiting to catch them.

  • 23. Michael wrote on 28 November, 2007, 19:24
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    It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

  • 24. the man wrote on 29 November, 2007, 4:08
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    when life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange

  • 25. DirtySouth wrote on 1 December, 2007, 13:05
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    Do not drink and drive
    or u might spill the drink.

  • 26. megs wrote on 3 December, 2007, 16:39
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    a man went to a wise man and asked him a question. the wise man said, ‘idk, ask a girl’!!!! hhahaha!

  • 27. milly wrote on 6 December, 2007, 20:55
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    I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
    My Reality Check bounced.

  • 28. .:kaeley:. wrote on 6 December, 2007, 21:45
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    I am here so what are your other two wishes?

    Hating me wont make you pretty!

    If i followed you home, would you keep me?

    You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

  • 29. daprincessishere wrote on 9 December, 2007, 1:03
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    If you cant get someone out of your head,
    .. then maybe they are supposed to be there. <3

  • 30. Samantha LeFavi wrote on 9 December, 2007, 2:26
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    When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.

    Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.

  • 31. kasey wrote on 10 December, 2007, 20:26
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    **when life gives you lemons.. squirt it in your enemies eyes!!***

  • 32. Scholtzy wrote on 11 December, 2007, 5:31
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    Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs :)

  • 33. Priya wrote on 13 December, 2007, 3:56
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    when i speak with my eyes, i tell more than just one story.

  • 34. 'Becca wrote on 14 December, 2007, 23:21
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    You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!

  • 35. Julio wrote on 15 December, 2007, 20:37
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    Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.

  • 36. katrina wrote on 18 December, 2007, 8:37
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    never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience

  • 37. Bushraa wrote on 19 December, 2007, 0:39
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    So she smashed her rearview mirror,
    cause from now on shes never looking back

  • 38. Wise man wrote on 21 December, 2007, 23:05
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    Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

  • 39. sum wrote on 22 December, 2007, 11:42
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    Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.

  • 40. Jem Jem wrote on 23 December, 2007, 19:52
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    When life gives you a lemon… squeeze it in a water pistol and shoot someone between the eyes!

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