never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
So she smashed her rearview mirror, cause from now on shes never looking back
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.
When life gives you a lemon… squeeze it in a water pistol and shoot someone between the eyes!
Sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, Speed, weed && birth control, Life’s a b***h and then we die, So f**k the world and lets get high =] x
Normal people use spoons. But, I am not normal. Although, I do find it hard to eat soup with my hands, a fork, or a butterknife.
Smile and the whole world will smile with you!
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ];
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. the richer the better!
when life gives you lemons, you’re probably allergic…
Dream as you will live forever, live as you would die tomorrow!
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone…:(
Love is like getting sick, Because everyone goes through it.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
” I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again !!! “
THINK its not illegal yet
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never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.
When life gives you a lemon… squeeze it in a water pistol and shoot someone between the eyes!
Sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll,
Speed, weed && birth control,
Life’s a b***h and then we die,
So f**k the world and lets get high =] x
Normal people use spoons. But, I am not normal. Although, I do find it hard to eat soup with my hands, a fork, or a butterknife.
Smile and the whole world will smile with you!
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ];
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. the richer the better!
when life gives you lemons, you’re probably allergic…
Dream as you will live forever, live as you would die tomorrow!
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone…:(
Love is like getting sick,
Because everyone goes through it.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
” I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again !!! “
THINK its not illegal yet