Short Funny Quotes - Page 3

263 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 41. katrina wrote on 18 December, 2007, 8:37

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  never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
• 42. Bushraa wrote on 19 December, 2007, 0:39

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  So she smashed her rearview mirror,
  cause from now on shes never looking back
• 43. Wise man wrote on 21 December, 2007, 23:05

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  Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
• 44. sum wrote on 22 December, 2007, 11:42

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  Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.
• 45. Jem Jem wrote on 23 December, 2007, 19:52

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  When life gives you a lemon… squeeze it in a water pistol and shoot someone between the eyes!
• 46. Tasha X wrote on 27 December, 2007, 14:38

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  Sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll,
  Speed, weed && birth control,
  Life’s a b***h and then we die,
  So f**k the world and lets get high =] x
• 47. Jacky wrote on 27 December, 2007, 22:32

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  Normal people use spoons. But, I am not normal. Although, I do find it hard to eat soup with my hands, a fork, or a butterknife.
• 48. Funny Man Carter wrote on 2 January, 2008, 15:29

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  Smile and the whole world will smile with you!
• 49. Freak. wrote on 3 January, 2008, 3:58

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  Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ];
• 50. debbie wrote on 7 January, 2008, 18:32

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  Coffee, Chocolate, Men. the richer the better!
• 51. jordan wrote on 9 January, 2008, 10:21

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  when life gives you lemons, you’re probably allergic…
• 52. Lisab wrote on 9 January, 2008, 13:29

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  Dream as you will live forever, live as you would die tomorrow!
• 53. Alie Morino wrote on 9 January, 2008, 15:50

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  Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
• 54. Carnivorus Sheep wrote on 11 January, 2008, 0:14

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  My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone…:(
• 55. Jenna wrote on 11 January, 2008, 1:00

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  Love is like getting sick,
  Because everyone goes through it.
• 56. me wrote on 15 January, 2008, 19:10

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  The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
• 57. Stretch #2 wrote on 21 January, 2008, 1:59

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  What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?
• 58. Prady wrote on 22 January, 2008, 9:03

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  Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• 59. olivia hawley wrote on 26 January, 2008, 17:39

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  ” I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again !!! “
• 60. Aryie wrote on 29 January, 2008, 1:19

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  THINK its not illegal yet