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41. Jem Jem wrote on 23 December, 2007
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When life gives you a lemon… squeeze it in a water pistol and shoot someone between the eyes!
42. Freak. wrote on 3 January, 2008
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ];
43. debbie wrote on 7 January, 2008
Vote: 934 402

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. the richer the better!
44. Lisab wrote on 9 January, 2008
Vote: 907 197

Dream as you will live forever, live as you would die tomorrow!
45. Alie Morino wrote on 9 January, 2008
Vote: 510 285

Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
46. Carnivorus Sheep wrote on 11 January, 2008
Vote: 931 185

My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone…:(
47. Jenna wrote on 11 January, 2008
Vote: 454 458

Love is like getting sick,
Because everyone goes through it.
48. Stretch #2 wrote on 21 January, 2008
Vote: 1351 171

What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?
49. olivia hawley wrote on 26 January, 2008
Vote: 1228 216

” I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again !!! “
50. Aryie wrote on 29 January, 2008
Vote: 616 348

THINK its not illegal yet
51. Dylan wrote on 29 January, 2008
Vote: 1514 141

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
52. megs wrote on 30 January, 2008
Vote: 539 637

if u think no one notices you and ur all alone, then try not paying the bills!!! hahaha
53. cassandra wrote on 30 January, 2008
Vote: 526 219

people want what they cant have and when they get it they dont want it anymore. practice makes perfect, but if no ones perfect, why practice?

notice that you are noticing nothing worth noticing?
54. ArmenianGrl wrote on 6 February, 2008
Vote: 1243 210

When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacfully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car…
55. ArmenianGrl wrote on 6 February, 2008
Vote: 1019 183

I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house
56. *mIxEd gUrLs dO iT bEtTa!* wrote on 6 February, 2008
Vote: 443 903

Happy Valentines! I know I am early but I have a lot of sexy people to text so Im getting the ugly f**krs outta the way first! Lol
57. ashley wrote on 7 February, 2008
Vote: 2102 108

Never steal.
The government hates competition
58. Usama wrote on 13 February, 2008
Vote: 903 221

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
59. hahahaha wrote on 15 February, 2008
Vote: 1045 419

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
60. hfdgudsfjsdjfi (: wrote on 17 February, 2008
Vote: 444 571

Come to the Darkside….,
We have cookies you can chuck at people!