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  • 41. Tasha X wrote on 27 December, 2007, 14:38
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    Sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll,
    Speed, weed && birth control,
    Life’s a b***h and then we die,
    So f**k the world and lets get high =] x

  • 42. Jacky wrote on 27 December, 2007, 22:32
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    Normal people use spoons. But, I am not normal. Although, I do find it hard to eat soup with my hands, a fork, or a butterknife.

  • 43. Funny Man Carter wrote on 2 January, 2008, 15:29
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    Smile and the whole world will smile with you!

  • 44. Freak. wrote on 3 January, 2008, 3:58
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    Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ];

  • 45. debbie wrote on 7 January, 2008, 18:32
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    Coffee, Chocolate, Men. the richer the better!

  • 46. jordan wrote on 9 January, 2008, 10:21
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    when life gives you lemons, you’re probably allergic…

  • 47. Lisab wrote on 9 January, 2008, 13:29
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    Dream as you will live forever, live as you would die tomorrow!

  • 48. Alie Morino wrote on 9 January, 2008, 15:50
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    Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…

  • 49. Carnivorus Sheep wrote on 11 January, 2008, 0:14
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    My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone…:(

  • 50. Jenna wrote on 11 January, 2008, 1:00
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    Love is like getting sick,
    Because everyone goes through it.

  • 51. me wrote on 15 January, 2008, 19:10
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    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

  • 52. Stretch #2 wrote on 21 January, 2008, 1:59
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    What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?

  • 53. Prady wrote on 22 January, 2008, 9:03
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    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

  • 54. olivia hawley wrote on 26 January, 2008, 17:39
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    ” I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again !!! “

  • 55. Aryie wrote on 29 January, 2008, 1:19
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    THINK its not illegal yet

  • 56. Dylan wrote on 29 January, 2008, 4:50
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    Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

  • 57. megs wrote on 30 January, 2008, 5:19
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    if u think no one notices you and ur all alone, then try not paying the bills!!! hahaha

  • 58. cassandra wrote on 30 January, 2008, 5:47
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    people want what they cant have and when they get it they dont want it anymore. practice makes perfect, but if no ones perfect, why practice?

    notice that you are noticing nothing worth noticing?

  • 59. ArmenianGrl wrote on 6 February, 2008, 0:12
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    When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacfully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car…

  • 60. ArmenianGrl wrote on 6 February, 2008, 0:14
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    I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house ;-)

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