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  • 61. Way2Hot wrote on 17 February, 2008, 17:43
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    what does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?

  • 62. vladislava wrote on 18 February, 2008, 17:41
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    i don’t need hollywood,hollywood needs me

  • 63. David O'Neill, 14 years old wrote on 23 February, 2008, 2:33
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    if wiseness was payable there would be no rich or poor. look at george bush or paris hilton for example.

  • 64. Howzaaaaaa wrote on 27 February, 2008, 17:31
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    “Life’s Tough . . . Get a Helmet!”

  • 65. abi b wrote on 29 February, 2008, 16:14
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    He who laughs, lasts.

  • 66. courtney wrote on 29 February, 2008, 16:27
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    guys are nothing just the ground we walk on!

    i told myself he loved me i told my heart i loved him backed, turns out he dumped me and wants everything back!!!! :(

    Dont cry ova him … move on and just remember that he was once urs and that will never change!

    he is not worth ur time if he doesnt have the time for you!!!!

    life moves on just takes awhile wen ur not with some one!!!

  • 67. Cigaro wrote on 1 March, 2008, 15:13
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    1f u c4n r34d 7h15, u r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d

  • 68. Tina wrote on 1 March, 2008, 18:51
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    Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

  • 69. danielle wrote on 4 March, 2008, 2:13
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    I dnt have an ego…i just love how awsum i am!!!

  • 70. ?i love my prettaye wrote on 30 March, 2008, 6:50
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    School is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and WE ARE THE PRISONERS!

  • 71. g2g a lot wrote on 3 April, 2008, 16:23
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    you are just jealous because i act retarded and people still luv me. LoL :P

  • 72. Beckers wrote on 17 April, 2008, 3:09
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    I love love love this quote!

    If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.

  • 73. cheryl wrote on 25 April, 2008, 22:06
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    life is not worth living if u do not have chocolate

    what is stupid,crapppy, and a waste of paper?
    homework!

  • 74. J-Dog wrote on 26 April, 2008, 4:18
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    to learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?

  • 75. friends wrote on 29 April, 2008, 22:00
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    I used to be normail until I met those losers I call my
    BEST FRIENDS!!!!

  • 76. cassie wrote on 6 May, 2008, 20:26
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    i want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!

  • 77. smaris (maurice shafer) wrote on 13 May, 2008, 9:00
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    :) >:( i am so stupid, i laugh at myself sometimes

  • 78. mayur wrote on 14 May, 2008, 8:35
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    When you get old and your kids ask
    where all the money went, show
    them the vacation videos.

  • 79. nash wrote on 16 May, 2008, 13:33
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    it ain’t a lonely world IF U AIN’T A LONER…

  • 80. Phillip wrote on 19 May, 2008, 22:25
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    sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy

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