Short Funny Quotes - Page 5

598 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 81. Miley wrote on 29 May, 2008

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  Dolet that is not even funny god is perfect
• 82. AL-X wrote on 30 May, 2008

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  If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
• 83. I wrote on 31 May, 2008

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  Boys fall for me-
  Because I trip them.
• 84. I wrote on 31 May, 2008

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  Love is just like hate but someone gets candy.
• 85. I wrote on 31 May, 2008

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  All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.
• 86. I wrote on 31 May, 2008

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  DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
  No, seriously, they have guns now.
• 87. I wrote on 31 May, 2008

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  My life is one of those
  YOU HAD TO BE THERE
  jokes.
• 88. I wrote on 31 May, 2008

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  I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
• 89. I wrote on 31 May, 2008

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  Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
• 90. I wrote on 31 May, 2008

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  Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
  True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
• 91. haylse wrote on 31 May, 2008

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  if our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. what do chinese people use? tooth picks?
• 92. Max Payne wrote on 4 June, 2008

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  “she’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs”
• 93. stig wrote on 5 June, 2008

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  Miss are you good in algebra?
  Do you mind substituting my “x”???
• 94. [[summer lovin rox]] wrote on 5 June, 2008

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  hey you, yea you, no not you, you right there, yes you, do you like tacos????
• 95. mina wrote on 8 June, 2008

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  I am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally.
• 96. MI wrote on 8 June, 2008

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  save the planet its the only one with beer
• 97. xXxAmandaxXx wrote on 12 June, 2008

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  so i ran into my ex the other day…
  then i put it in reverse and hit him again
• 98. Sherry Qadeer wrote on 13 June, 2008

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  Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.
• 99. Sherry Qadeer wrote on 13 June, 2008

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  My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life
• 100. Frandia wrote on 15 June, 2008

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  So many men and yet so few brains.