i want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!
>:( i am so stupid, i laugh at myself sometimes
When you get old and your kids ask where all the money went, show them the vacation videos.
it ain’t a lonely world IF U AIN’T A LONER…
sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
Dolet that is not even funny god is perfect
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Boys fall for me- Because I trip them.
Love is just like hate but someone gets candy.
All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.
DON’T HIT KIDS!!! No, seriously, they have guns now.
My life is one of those YOU HAD TO BE THERE jokes.
I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.” True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
if our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. what do chinese people use? tooth picks?
“she’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs”
Miss are you good in algebra? Do you mind substituting my “x”???
hey you, yea you, no not you, you right there, yes you, do you like tacos????
I am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally.
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i want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
it ain’t a lonely world IF U AIN’T A LONER…
sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
Dolet that is not even funny god is perfect
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Boys fall for me-
Because I trip them.
Love is just like hate but someone gets candy.
All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.
DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
No, seriously, they have guns now.
My life is one of those
YOU HAD TO BE THERE
jokes.
I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
if our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. what do chinese people use? tooth picks?
“she’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs”
Miss are you good in algebra?
Do you mind substituting my “x”???
hey you, yea you, no not you, you right there, yes you, do you like tacos????
I am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally.