Short Funny Quotes - Page 5

286 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 81. cassie wrote on 6 May, 2008, 20:26

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  i want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!
• 82. smaris (maurice shafer) wrote on 13 May, 2008, 9:00

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  >:( i am so stupid, i laugh at myself sometimes
• 83. mayur wrote on 14 May, 2008, 8:35

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  When you get old and your kids ask
  where all the money went, show
  them the vacation videos.
• 84. nash wrote on 16 May, 2008, 13:33

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  it ain’t a lonely world IF U AIN’T A LONER…
• 85. Phillip wrote on 19 May, 2008, 22:25

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  sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
• 86. Miley wrote on 29 May, 2008, 21:31

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  Dolet that is not even funny god is perfect
• 87. AL-X wrote on 30 May, 2008, 3:03

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  If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
• 88. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:06

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  Boys fall for me-
  Because I trip them.
• 89. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:32

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  Love is just like hate but someone gets candy.
• 90. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:35

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  All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.
• 91. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:37

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  DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
  No, seriously, they have guns now.
• 92. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:39

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  My life is one of those
  YOU HAD TO BE THERE
  jokes.
• 93. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:43

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  I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
• 94. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:46

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  Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
• 95. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:49

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  Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
  True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
• 96. haylse wrote on 31 May, 2008, 7:59

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  if our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. what do chinese people use? tooth picks?
• 97. Max Payne wrote on 4 June, 2008, 14:13

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  “she’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs”
• 98. stig wrote on 5 June, 2008, 11:31

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  Miss are you good in algebra?
  Do you mind substituting my “x”???
• 99. [[summer lovin rox]] wrote on 5 June, 2008, 17:13

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  hey you, yea you, no not you, you right there, yes you, do you like tacos????
• 100. mina wrote on 8 June, 2008, 8:28

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  I am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally.