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  • 81. g2g a lot wrote on 3 April, 2008, 16:23
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    you are just jealous because i act retarded and people still luv me. LoL :P

  • 82. kc wrote on 8 April, 2008, 19:55
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    I broke hearts many times
    My hearts been broken many times
    And weirdly enough, the world keeps spinning
    OH
    Guess that means I haven’t found him yet
    hehe
    duh

  • 83. Beckers wrote on 17 April, 2008, 3:09
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    I love love love this quote!

    If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.

  • 84. cheryl wrote on 25 April, 2008, 22:06
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    life is not worth living if u do not have chocolate

    what is stupid,crapppy, and a waste of paper?
    homework!

  • 85. J-Dog wrote on 26 April, 2008, 4:18
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    to learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?

  • 86. friends wrote on 29 April, 2008, 22:00
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    I used to be normail until I met those losers I call my
    BEST FRIENDS!!!!

  • 87. cassie wrote on 6 May, 2008, 20:26
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    i want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!

  • 88. Manoli87 wrote on 8 May, 2008, 1:24
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    Dinosaurs Eat Meat

    You Are Meat

    RUN!!!!!!!!!

  • 89. smaris (maurice shafer) wrote on 13 May, 2008, 9:00
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    :) >:( i am so stupid, i laugh at myself sometimes

  • 90. mayur wrote on 14 May, 2008, 8:35
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    When you get old and your kids ask
    where all the money went, show
    them the vacation videos.

  • 91. nash wrote on 16 May, 2008, 13:33
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    it ain’t a lonely world IF U AIN’T A LONER…

  • 92. Phillip wrote on 19 May, 2008, 22:25
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    sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy

  • 93. Miley wrote on 29 May, 2008, 21:31
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    Dolet that is not even funny god is perfect

  • 94. AL-X wrote on 30 May, 2008, 3:03
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    If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

  • 95. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:06
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    Boys fall for me-
    Because I trip them.

  • 96. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:32
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    Love is just like hate but someone gets candy.

  • 97. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:35
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    All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.

  • 98. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:37
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    DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
    No, seriously, they have guns now.

  • 99. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:39
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    My life is one of those
    YOU HAD TO BE THERE
    jokes.

  • 100. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:43
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    I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.

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