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81. g2g a lot wrote on 3 April, 2008, 16:23
Vote: 105 65

you are just jealous because i act retarded and people still luv me. LoL
82. kc wrote on 8 April, 2008, 19:55
Vote: 26 143

I broke hearts many times
My hearts been broken many times
And weirdly enough, the world keeps spinning
OH
Guess that means I haven’t found him yet
hehe
duh
83. Beckers wrote on 17 April, 2008, 3:09
Vote: 178 39

I love love love this quote!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
84. cheryl wrote on 25 April, 2008, 22:06
Vote: 39 86

life is not worth living if u do not have chocolate

what is stupid,crapppy, and a waste of paper?
homework!
85. J-Dog wrote on 26 April, 2008, 4:18
Vote: 93 24

to learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?
86. friends wrote on 29 April, 2008, 22:00
Vote: 83 43

I used to be normail until I met those losers I call my
BEST FRIENDS!!!!
87. cassie wrote on 6 May, 2008, 20:26
Vote: 152 40

i want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!
88. Manoli87 wrote on 8 May, 2008, 1:24
Vote: 29 175

Dinosaurs Eat Meat

You Are Meat

RUN!!!!!!!!!
89. smaris (maurice shafer) wrote on 13 May, 2008, 9:00
Vote: 43 108

>:( i am so stupid, i laugh at myself sometimes
90. mayur wrote on 14 May, 2008, 8:35
Vote: 75 33

When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
91. nash wrote on 16 May, 2008, 13:33
Vote: 17 73

it ain’t a lonely world IF U AIN’T A LONER…
92. Phillip wrote on 19 May, 2008, 22:25
Vote: 56 60

sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
93. Miley wrote on 29 May, 2008, 21:31
Vote: 9 92

Dolet that is not even funny god is perfect
94. AL-X wrote on 30 May, 2008, 3:03
Vote: 101 29

If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
95. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:06
Vote: 172 28

Boys fall for me-
Because I trip them.
96. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:32
Vote: 29 71

Love is just like hate but someone gets candy.
97. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:35
Vote: 126 27

All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.
98. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:37
Vote: 199 23

DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
No, seriously, they have guns now.
99. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:39
Vote: 91 21

My life is one of those
YOU HAD TO BE THERE
jokes.
100. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:43
Vote: 58 65

I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.