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101. ur mom wrote on 1 July, 2008
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Dont judge the book by it’s cover,
judge the cover by it’s book!
102. SlamDawg wrote on 7 July, 2008
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Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon

yeah thats right, i went there
103. Steven wrote on 13 July, 2008
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If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??
104. FRANCISCO wrote on 14 July, 2008
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BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!
105. UR MOMS NEW BOY FRIEND wrote on 20 July, 2008
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if love is blind then how did it find us???
106. Claire wrote on 31 July, 2008
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‘I am busy you’re ugly, have a nice day’
107. Xx.Cutie_Pie.xX wrote on 2 August, 2008
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If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
108. Pankil wrote on 26 August, 2008
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Smile….It confuses peple..!!
109. himadri wrote on 31 August, 2008
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Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…..
110. cassidy wrote on 5 September, 2008
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feed the hunger or else the hunger will eat you…
111. cassidy wrote on 5 September, 2008
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its better to give thaan to recieved, but the truth is its better to recieve and recieve and recieve…heheheh
112. mariedy wrote on 7 September, 2008
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It’s better to cheat, than to repeat….
113. Robyn wrote on 27 September, 2008
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when life gives you lemons,
make grape juice,
then sit back,
and let the wold wonder how you did it.
114. Beth wrote on 4 October, 2008
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Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
115. sammie wrote on 9 October, 2008
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
116. louise bobte wrote on 18 October, 2008
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i only drink alchohol on days that end in y…..
117. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008
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Why do they put pizza in a square box?
118. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008
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When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?
119. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008
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Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
120. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008
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Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?