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  • 151. [[summer lovin rox]]:

    hey you, yea you, no not you, you right there, yes you, do you like tacos????

  • 152. sammy:

    Whats the point of life if ur going to die anyways??

  • 153. mina:

    never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes because by then they will be a mile away and you will have their shoes…=]

    i am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally

    =]

  • 154. MI:

    save the planet its the only one with beer

  • 155. xXxAmandaxXx:

    so i ran into my ex the other day…
    then i put it in reverse and hit him again

  • 156. Sherry Qadeer:

    Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.

  • 157. Sherry Qadeer:

    My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life

  • 158. Frandia:

    So many men and yet so few brains.

  • 159. ur mom:

    Dont judge the book by it’s cover,
    judge the cover by it’s book!

  • 160. SlamDawg:

    Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon

    yeah thats right, i went there

  • 161. Steven:

    If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??

  • 162. FRANCISCO:

    BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!

  • 163. UR MOMS NEW BOY FRIEND:

    if love is blind then how did it find us???

  • 164. xxemilylylyxx:

    my mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… so i better take that one out of your hand…

  • 165. Claire:

    ‘I am busy you’re ugly, have a nice day’

  • 166. Xx.Cutie_Pie.xX:

    If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3

  • 167. Pankil:

    Smile….It confuses peple..!!

  • 168. himadri:

    Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…..

  • 169. cassidy:

    feed the hunger or else the hunger will eat you…

  • 170. cassidy:

    its better to give thaan to recieved, but the truth is its better to recieve and recieve and recieve…heheheh

  • 171. mariedy:

    It’s better to cheat, than to repeat….

  • 172. Robyn:

    when life gives you lemons,
    make grape juice,
    then sit back,
    and let the wold wonder how you did it.

  • 173. Beth:

    Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.

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