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  • 101. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:46
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    Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.

  • 102. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:49
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    Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
    True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”

  • 103. haylse wrote on 31 May, 2008, 7:59
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    if our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. what do chinese people use? tooth picks?

  • 104. Max Payne wrote on 4 June, 2008, 14:13
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    “she’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs”

  • 105. stig wrote on 5 June, 2008, 11:31
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    Miss are you good in algebra?
    Do you mind substituting my “x”??? :P

  • 106. [[summer lovin rox]] wrote on 5 June, 2008, 17:13
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    hey you, yea you, no not you, you right there, yes you, do you like tacos????

  • 107. mina wrote on 8 June, 2008, 8:28
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    I am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally.

  • 108. MI wrote on 8 June, 2008, 19:36
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    save the planet its the only one with beer

  • 109. xXxAmandaxXx wrote on 12 June, 2008, 4:41
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    so i ran into my ex the other day…
    then i put it in reverse and hit him again

  • 110. Sherry Qadeer wrote on 13 June, 2008, 23:24
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    Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.

  • 111. Sherry Qadeer wrote on 13 June, 2008, 23:25
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    My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life

  • 112. Frandia wrote on 15 June, 2008, 18:08
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    So many men and yet so few brains.

  • 113. ur mom wrote on 1 July, 2008, 10:05
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    Dont judge the book by it’s cover,
    judge the cover by it’s book!

  • 114. SlamDawg wrote on 7 July, 2008, 22:12
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    Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon

    yeah thats right, i went there

  • 115. Steven wrote on 13 July, 2008, 17:21
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    If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??

  • 116. FRANCISCO wrote on 14 July, 2008, 3:56
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    BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!

  • 117. UR MOMS NEW BOY FRIEND wrote on 20 July, 2008, 0:59
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    if love is blind then how did it find us???

  • 118. xxemilylylyxx wrote on 21 July, 2008, 16:26
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    my mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… so i better take that one out of your hand…

  • 119. Claire wrote on 31 July, 2008, 16:43
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    ‘I am busy you’re ugly, have a nice day’

  • 120. Xx.Cutie_Pie.xX wrote on 2 August, 2008, 11:15
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    If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3

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