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• 101. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:46

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  Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
• 102. I wrote on 31 May, 2008, 2:49

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  Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
  True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
• 103. haylse wrote on 31 May, 2008, 7:59

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  if our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. what do chinese people use? tooth picks?
• 104. Max Payne wrote on 4 June, 2008, 14:13

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  “she’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs”
• 105. stig wrote on 5 June, 2008, 11:31

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  Miss are you good in algebra?
  Do you mind substituting my “x”???
• 106. [[summer lovin rox]] wrote on 5 June, 2008, 17:13

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  hey you, yea you, no not you, you right there, yes you, do you like tacos????
• 107. mina wrote on 8 June, 2008, 8:28

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  I am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally.
• 108. MI wrote on 8 June, 2008, 19:36

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  save the planet its the only one with beer
• 109. xXxAmandaxXx wrote on 12 June, 2008, 4:41

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  so i ran into my ex the other day…
  then i put it in reverse and hit him again
• 110. Sherry Qadeer wrote on 13 June, 2008, 23:24

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  Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.
• 111. Sherry Qadeer wrote on 13 June, 2008, 23:25

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  My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life
• 112. Frandia wrote on 15 June, 2008, 18:08

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  So many men and yet so few brains.
• 113. ur mom wrote on 1 July, 2008, 10:05

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  Dont judge the book by it’s cover,
  judge the cover by it’s book!
• 114. SlamDawg wrote on 7 July, 2008, 22:12

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  Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon

  yeah thats right, i went there
• 115. Steven wrote on 13 July, 2008, 17:21

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  If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??
• 116. FRANCISCO wrote on 14 July, 2008, 3:56

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  BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!
• 117. UR MOMS NEW BOY FRIEND wrote on 20 July, 2008, 0:59

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  if love is blind then how did it find us???
• 118. xxemilylylyxx wrote on 21 July, 2008, 16:26

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  my mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… so i better take that one out of your hand…
• 119. Claire wrote on 31 July, 2008, 16:43

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  ‘I am busy you’re ugly, have a nice day’
• 120. Xx.Cutie_Pie.xX wrote on 2 August, 2008, 11:15

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  If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3