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• 101. MI wrote on 8 June, 2008, 19:36

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  save the planet its the only one with beer
• 102. xXxAmandaxXx wrote on 12 June, 2008, 4:41

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  so i ran into my ex the other day…
  then i put it in reverse and hit him again
• 103. Sherry Qadeer wrote on 13 June, 2008, 23:24

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  Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.
• 104. Sherry Qadeer wrote on 13 June, 2008, 23:25

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  My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life
• 105. Frandia wrote on 15 June, 2008, 18:08

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  So many men and yet so few brains.
• 106. ur mom wrote on 1 July, 2008, 10:05

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  Dont judge the book by it’s cover,
  judge the cover by it’s book!
• 107. SlamDawg wrote on 7 July, 2008, 22:12

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  Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon

  yeah thats right, i went there
• 108. Steven wrote on 13 July, 2008, 17:21

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  If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??
• 109. FRANCISCO wrote on 14 July, 2008, 3:56

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  BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!
• 110. UR MOMS NEW BOY FRIEND wrote on 20 July, 2008, 0:59

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  if love is blind then how did it find us???
• 111. xxemilylylyxx wrote on 21 July, 2008, 16:26

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  my mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… so i better take that one out of your hand…
• 112. Claire wrote on 31 July, 2008, 16:43

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  ‘I am busy you’re ugly, have a nice day’
• 113. Xx.Cutie_Pie.xX wrote on 2 August, 2008, 11:15

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  If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
• 114. Pankil wrote on 26 August, 2008, 7:20

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  Smile….It confuses peple..!!
• 115. himadri wrote on 31 August, 2008, 10:08

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  Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…..
• 116. cassidy wrote on 5 September, 2008, 3:51

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  feed the hunger or else the hunger will eat you…
• 117. cassidy wrote on 5 September, 2008, 3:55

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  its better to give thaan to recieved, but the truth is its better to recieve and recieve and recieve…heheheh
• 118. mariedy wrote on 7 September, 2008, 9:37

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  It’s better to cheat, than to repeat….
• 119. Robyn wrote on 27 September, 2008, 16:37

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  when life gives you lemons,
  make grape juice,
  then sit back,
  and let the wold wonder how you did it.
• 120. Beth wrote on 4 October, 2008, 1:18

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  Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.