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  • 121. sammie wrote on 9 October, 2008, 10:17
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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

  • 122. louise bobte wrote on 18 October, 2008, 22:57
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    i only drink alchohol on days that end in y…..

  • 123. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:04
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    Why do they put pizza in a square box?

  • 124. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:06
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    When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?

  • 125. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:08
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    Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

  • 126. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:09
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    Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?

  • 127. lulubug......x wrote on 5 November, 2008, 20:07
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    what do you do with some cheese that’s one year old?………you sing it happy birthday!!!

  • 128. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:38
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    When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

  • 129. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:39
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    Video games are the only realities where we are anything but absolutely ordinary.

  • 130. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:39
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    True skill comes without effort.

  • 131. itadakimasu wrote on 22 November, 2008, 3:27
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    video games ruined my life. at least i have 2 left

  • 132. therandomone wrote on 28 November, 2008, 3:55
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    I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

  • 133. cassie wrote on 28 November, 2008, 6:38
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    losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard

  • 134. Nandish wrote on 28 November, 2008, 15:44
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    When God made me, he was showing off!!

  • 135. captain crunch wrote on 1 December, 2008, 15:55
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    vegetarians are killing the rainforest.

  • 136. LMAO wrote on 2 December, 2008, 2:40
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    You study to remember
    If you remember too much you forget
    If you forget you don’t know what you studied
    If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
    SO WHY STUDY?
    xD

  • 137. Chindhu wrote on 6 December, 2008, 16:46
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    Good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!

  • 138. Lyka wrote on 16 December, 2008, 4:10
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    dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe

  • 139. akaal singh wrote on 16 December, 2008, 20:11
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    drugs kill slowly , so whos in a hurry

  • 140. sophia wrote on 20 December, 2008, 9:34
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    Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

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