Short Funny Quotes - Page 7

263 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 121. Pankil wrote on 26 August, 2008, 7:20

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  Smile….It confuses peple..!!
• 122. himadri wrote on 31 August, 2008, 10:08

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  Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…..
• 123. cassidy wrote on 5 September, 2008, 3:51

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  feed the hunger or else the hunger will eat you…
• 124. cassidy wrote on 5 September, 2008, 3:55

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  its better to give thaan to recieved, but the truth is its better to recieve and recieve and recieve…heheheh
• 125. mariedy wrote on 7 September, 2008, 9:37

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  It’s better to cheat, than to repeat….
• 126. Robyn wrote on 27 September, 2008, 16:37

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  when life gives you lemons,
  make grape juice,
  then sit back,
  and let the wold wonder how you did it.
• 127. Beth wrote on 4 October, 2008, 1:18

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  Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
• 128. sammie wrote on 9 October, 2008, 10:17

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  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
• 129. louise bobte wrote on 18 October, 2008, 22:57

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  i only drink alchohol on days that end in y…..
• 130. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:04

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  Why do they put pizza in a square box?
• 131. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:06

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  When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?
• 132. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:08

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  Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
• 133. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:09

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  Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?
• 134. lulubug......x wrote on 5 November, 2008, 20:07

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  what do you do with some cheese that’s one year old?………you sing it happy birthday!!!
• 135. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:38

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  When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.
• 136. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:39

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  Video games are the only realities where we are anything but absolutely ordinary.
• 137. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:39

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  True skill comes without effort.
• 138. itadakimasu wrote on 22 November, 2008, 3:27

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  video games ruined my life. at least i have 2 left
• 139. therandomone wrote on 28 November, 2008, 3:55

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  I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
• 140. cassie wrote on 28 November, 2008, 6:38

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  losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard