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  • 121. lulubug......x wrote on 5 November, 2008
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    what do you do with some cheese that’s one year old?………you sing it happy birthday!!!

  • 122. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008
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    When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

  • 123. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008
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    Video games are the only realities where we are anything but absolutely ordinary.

  • 124. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008
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    True skill comes without effort.

  • 125. itadakimasu wrote on 22 November, 2008
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    video games ruined my life. at least i have 2 left

  • 126. therandomone wrote on 28 November, 2008
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    I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

  • 127. cassie wrote on 28 November, 2008
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    losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard

  • 128. Nandish wrote on 28 November, 2008
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    When God made me, he was showing off!!

  • 129. captain crunch wrote on 1 December, 2008
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    vegetarians are killing the rainforest.

  • 130. LMAO wrote on 2 December, 2008
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    You study to remember
    If you remember too much you forget
    If you forget you don’t know what you studied
    If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
    SO WHY STUDY?
    xD

  • 131. Chindhu wrote on 6 December, 2008
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    Good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!

  • 132. Lyka wrote on 16 December, 2008
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    dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe

  • 133. sophia wrote on 20 December, 2008
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    Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

  • 134. kirby wrote on 25 December, 2008
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    I preach the rule; that doesn’t mean I follow them

  • 135. brianne&&cassie ann wrote on 27 December, 2008
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    old age dosen’t make you forget.
    Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember

  • 136. Katie wrote on 30 December, 2008
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    Yesterday I ran into my ex.
    Then i pulled into reverse and ran over him again.

  • 137. Mr. Lova Lova wrote on 30 December, 2008
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    there are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who cant.

  • 138. awatea wrote on 2 January, 2009
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    nine out of ten people like chocolate,
    the tenth person always lies hehehe

  • 139. Nour wrote on 5 January, 2009
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    dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!

  • 140. Susan (14 years old) wrote on 10 January, 2009
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    Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

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