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  • 121. Pankil wrote on 26 August, 2008, 7:20
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    Smile….It confuses peple..!!

  • 122. himadri wrote on 31 August, 2008, 10:08
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    Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…..

  • 123. cassidy wrote on 5 September, 2008, 3:51
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    feed the hunger or else the hunger will eat you…

  • 124. cassidy wrote on 5 September, 2008, 3:55
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    its better to give thaan to recieved, but the truth is its better to recieve and recieve and recieve…heheheh

  • 125. mariedy wrote on 7 September, 2008, 9:37
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    It’s better to cheat, than to repeat….

  • 126. Robyn wrote on 27 September, 2008, 16:37
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    when life gives you lemons,
    make grape juice,
    then sit back,
    and let the wold wonder how you did it.

  • 127. Beth wrote on 4 October, 2008, 1:18
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    Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.

  • 128. sammie wrote on 9 October, 2008, 10:17
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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

  • 129. louise bobte wrote on 18 October, 2008, 22:57
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    i only drink alchohol on days that end in y…..

  • 130. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:04
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    Why do they put pizza in a square box?

  • 131. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:06
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    When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?

  • 132. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:08
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    Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

  • 133. win_ringette wrote on 19 October, 2008, 19:09
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    Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?

  • 134. lulubug......x wrote on 5 November, 2008, 20:07
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    what do you do with some cheese that’s one year old?………you sing it happy birthday!!!

  • 135. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:38
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    When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

  • 136. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:39
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    Video games are the only realities where we are anything but absolutely ordinary.

  • 137. Longfellow wrote on 19 November, 2008, 16:39
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    True skill comes without effort.

  • 138. itadakimasu wrote on 22 November, 2008, 3:27
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    video games ruined my life. at least i have 2 left

  • 139. therandomone wrote on 28 November, 2008, 3:55
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    I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

  • 140. cassie wrote on 28 November, 2008, 6:38
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    losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard

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