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  • 141. Nandish wrote on 28 November, 2008, 15:44
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    When God made me, he was showing off!!

  • 142. captain crunch wrote on 1 December, 2008, 15:55
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    vegetarians are killing the rainforest.

  • 143. LMAO wrote on 2 December, 2008, 2:40
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    You study to remember
    If you remember too much you forget
    If you forget you don’t know what you studied
    If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
    SO WHY STUDY?
    xD

  • 144. Chindhu wrote on 6 December, 2008, 16:46
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    Good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!

  • 145. Lyka wrote on 16 December, 2008, 4:10
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    dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe

  • 146. akaal singh wrote on 16 December, 2008, 20:11
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    drugs kill slowly , so whos in a hurry

  • 147. sophia wrote on 20 December, 2008, 9:34
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    Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

  • 148. kirby wrote on 25 December, 2008, 0:48
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    I preach the rule; that doesn’t mean I follow them

  • 149. brianne&&cassie ann wrote on 27 December, 2008, 3:58
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    old age dosen’t make you forget.
    Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember

  • 150. Katie wrote on 30 December, 2008, 8:08
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    Yesterday I ran into my ex.
    Then i pulled into reverse and ran over him again.

  • 151. Mr. Lova Lova wrote on 30 December, 2008, 20:41
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    there are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who cant.

  • 152. awatea wrote on 2 January, 2009, 8:34
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    nine out of ten people like chocolate,
    the tenth person always lies hehehe

  • 153. Nour wrote on 5 January, 2009, 10:35
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    dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!

  • 154. Susan (14 years old) wrote on 10 January, 2009, 0:46
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    Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

  • 155. James wrote on 15 January, 2009, 13:58
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    jesus is coming… look busy

  • 156. mariah wrote on 17 January, 2009, 20:28
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    Ok so i applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do u wanna hang out?

  • 157. Emma wrote on 21 January, 2009, 5:00
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    Rule #1 I’m always right
    Rule #2 If i’m wrong please look at rule #1

  • 158. ukdarkangel wrote on 22 January, 2009, 9:36
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    “THE IMPOSSIBLE…..” what nobody can do until some body does……………

  • 159. Xhw wrote on 26 January, 2009, 21:49
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    Wise people think all they say,
    Fools say all they think

  • 160. Deanna wrote on 31 January, 2009, 17:42
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    QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!

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