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• 141. James wrote on 15 January, 2009

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  jesus is coming… look busy
• 142. mariah wrote on 17 January, 2009

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  Ok so i applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do u wanna hang out?
• 143. Emma wrote on 21 January, 2009

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  Rule #1 I’m always right
  Rule #2 If i’m wrong please look at rule #1
• 144. ukdarkangel wrote on 22 January, 2009

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  “THE IMPOSSIBLE…..” what nobody can do until some body does……………
• 145. Xhw wrote on 26 January, 2009

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  Wise people think all they say,
  Fools say all they think
• 146. Deanna wrote on 31 January, 2009

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  QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!

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• 147. Ne-Ne wrote on 2 February, 2009

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  People always tell you to never say never so just say i cant.
• 148. Bridget wrote on 2 February, 2009

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  When Life Gives You Lemons….. Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.

  I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]
• 149. MiMi BaBiI wrote on 4 February, 2009

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  If I’m not back in 5 minutes…. wait longer..

  Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

  Everybody makes mistakes.. the trick is making em when nobody is around..

  When life hands you lemons… make apple cider.. then sit back and have everyone wondering how you did it.
• 150. danz wrote on 4 February, 2009

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  Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.
• 151. Reyna wrote on 7 February, 2009

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  Drive it like you stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• 152. arun wrote on 8 February, 2009

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  I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.
• 153. Mich wrote on 9 February, 2009

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  I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
• 154. larry wrote on 9 February, 2009

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  wifes are like dictionary….for one word it has many meanings…
• 155. Zoe* wrote on 23 February, 2009

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  Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
• 156. subham wrote on 26 February, 2009

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  If u wanna 2 b 2nd follow me
• 157. problem child wrote on 26 February, 2009

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  i have a problem ..
  its callled life
• 158. iby b wrote on 27 February, 2009

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  omg I’ve just been drinking wet cement

  and now I’m completely stoned
• 159. Selva wrote on 28 February, 2009

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  Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…..
• 160. kel wrote on 3 March, 2009

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  Don’t beware of dogs, beware of the owner.