Short Funny Quotes - Page 8

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• 141. kirby wrote on 25 December, 2008, 0:48

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  I preach the rule; that doesn’t mean I follow them
• 142. brianne&&cassie ann wrote on 27 December, 2008, 3:58

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  old age dosen’t make you forget.
  Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
• 143. Katie wrote on 30 December, 2008, 8:08

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  Yesterday I ran into my ex.
  Then i pulled into reverse and ran over him again.
• 144. Mr. Lova Lova wrote on 30 December, 2008, 20:41

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  there are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who cant.
• 145. awatea wrote on 2 January, 2009, 8:34

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  nine out of ten people like chocolate,
  the tenth person always lies hehehe
• 146. Nour wrote on 5 January, 2009, 10:35

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  dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!
• 147. Susan (14 years old) wrote on 10 January, 2009, 0:46

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  Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
• 148. James wrote on 15 January, 2009, 13:58

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  jesus is coming… look busy
• 149. mariah wrote on 17 January, 2009, 20:28

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  Ok so i applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do u wanna hang out?
• 150. Emma wrote on 21 January, 2009, 5:00

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  Rule #1 I’m always right
  Rule #2 If i’m wrong please look at rule #1
• 151. ukdarkangel wrote on 22 January, 2009, 9:36

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  “THE IMPOSSIBLE…..” what nobody can do until some body does……………
• 152. Xhw wrote on 26 January, 2009, 21:49

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  Wise people think all they say,
  Fools say all they think
• 153. Deanna wrote on 31 January, 2009, 17:42

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  QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!

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• 154. Ne-Ne wrote on 2 February, 2009, 18:52

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  People always tell you to never say never so just say i cant.
• 155. Bridget wrote on 2 February, 2009, 23:05

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  When Life Gives You Lemons….. Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.

  I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]
• 156. MiMi BaBiI wrote on 4 February, 2009, 1:09

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  If I’m not back in 5 minutes…. wait longer..

  Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

  Everybody makes mistakes.. the trick is making em when nobody is around..

  When life hands you lemons… make apple cider.. then sit back and have everyone wondering how you did it.
• 157. danz wrote on 4 February, 2009, 17:32

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  Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.
• 158. Reyna wrote on 7 February, 2009, 22:58

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  Drive it like you stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• 159. arun wrote on 8 February, 2009, 5:25

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  I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.
• 160. Mich wrote on 9 February, 2009, 0:08

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  I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.