Short Funny Quotes - Page 9

263 Comments to “Short Funny Quotes”

• 161. Ne-Ne wrote on 2 February, 2009, 18:52

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  People always tell you to never say never so just say i cant.
• 162. Bridget wrote on 2 February, 2009, 23:05

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  When Life Gives You Lemons….. Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.

  I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]
• 163. MiMi BaBiI wrote on 4 February, 2009, 1:09

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  If I’m not back in 5 minutes…. wait longer..

  Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

  Everybody makes mistakes.. the trick is making em when nobody is around..

  When life hands you lemons… make apple cider.. then sit back and have everyone wondering how you did it.
• 164. danz wrote on 4 February, 2009, 17:32

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  Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.
• 165. Reyna wrote on 7 February, 2009, 22:58

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  Drive it like you stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• 166. arun wrote on 8 February, 2009, 5:25

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  I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.
• 167. Mich wrote on 9 February, 2009, 0:08

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  I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
• 168. larry wrote on 9 February, 2009, 10:06

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  wifes are like dictionary….for one word it has many meanings…
• 169. Zoe* wrote on 23 February, 2009, 6:03

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  Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
• 170. subham wrote on 26 February, 2009, 10:27

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  If u wanna 2 b 2nd follow me
• 171. problem child wrote on 26 February, 2009, 22:15

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  i have a problem ..
  its callled life
• 172. iby b wrote on 27 February, 2009, 19:24

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  omg I’ve just been drinking wet cement

  and now I’m completely stoned
• 173. Selva wrote on 28 February, 2009, 13:17

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  Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…..
• 174. kel wrote on 3 March, 2009, 6:20

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  Don’t beware of dogs, beware of the owner.
• 175. BJ wrote on 3 March, 2009, 6:49

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  If you cry, I cry…You laugh, I laugh…You jump of a cliff, I’ll really miss you’re emails.
• 176. Aronedu wrote on 5 March, 2009, 3:10

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  Once i was bright then i realized i was radioactive
• 177. danz wrote on 10 March, 2009, 9:04

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  rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht i wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it
• 178. marie wrote on 13 March, 2009, 14:20

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  When nothing goes right, Go left.
• 179. ~Joy96~ wrote on 17 March, 2009, 20:25

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  Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
• 180. Hashim wrote on 21 March, 2009, 11:06

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  Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.

  Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.