Short Funny Quotes
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
So many men and yet so few brains.
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
– Groucho Marx
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.