Short Funny Quotes
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.