Short Funny Quotes - Page 10
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p
I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
Why is it that when something is delivered by truck, we call it a shipment, but when it’s delivered by ship we call it cargo?
I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.
If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)
Maybe life should stop giving lemons… It just gives people ideas on what to do with it.
Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?
I scored high on my drug test.
When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?
Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.
Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.
I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.
QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”.
If love is blind then how did it find us???
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.