Short Funny Quotes
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
So many men and yet so few brains.
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?