Short Funny Quotes
Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.
When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Vegetarians are killing the rainforest.
When God made me, he was showing off!!
The hardest part about business is minding your own.
I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee.
Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it.