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When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.

Submitted by: Samantha LeFavi

Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.

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Submitted by: Klang

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Submitted by: ~Joy96~

Vegetarians are killing the rainforest.

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Submitted by: captain crunch

The hardest part about business is minding your own.

Submitted by: jay

When God made me, he was showing off!!

Submitted by: Nandish

Video games ruined my life. At least I have 2 left.

Submitted by: itadakimasu

I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?

Submitted by: Kristine

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Steven Wright

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Submitted by: Kacey

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!

Submitted by: _FiLa96_
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