Short Funny Quotes - Page 10
I never fall off.
Dismount with style.
True skill comes without effort.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, “So far so good!”
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
Omg I’ve just been drinking wet cement
and now I’m completely stoned
People always tell you to never say never so just say I cant.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate,
the tenth person always lies hehehe
I am in shape…Round is a shape.
I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.
How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell you later…..
The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke