Short Funny Quotes
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
So many men and yet so few brains.
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
– Groucho Marx
Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.