Short Funny Quotes
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
So many men and yet so few brains.
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
– Groucho Marx
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.