Short Funny Quotes

So many men and yet so few brains.

Submitted by: Frandia

When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.

Submitted by: mayur

The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P

Submitted by: Allie

“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….

Submitted by: ukdarkangel

If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

Submitted by: Kassie

Would a fly without wings be called a walk.

Submitted by: blazinherb420

Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy

Submitted by: Phillip

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo

What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?

Submitted by: Way2Hot

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .

Submitted by: ky

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Submitted by: Jess

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Bravo1560

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes

Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Sister: Really?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.

Submitted by: lisa

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