Short Funny Quotes
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.