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I never fall off.
I just,
Dismount with style.

Submitted by: HORSA_CLOTHING

True skill comes without effort.

Submitted by: Longfellow

Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.

Submitted by: Jenny

I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.

Submitted by: Sara

Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe

Submitted by: Lyka

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

Submitted by: Lindsey

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?

Submitted by: Laura

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, “So far so good!”

Submitted by: Rachael :)

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy

Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.

Submitted by: Kassie

Omg I’ve just been drinking wet cement
and now I’m completely stoned

Submitted by: iby b

People always tell you to never say never so just say I cant.

Submitted by: Ne-Ne

Nine out of ten people like chocolate,
the tenth person always lies hehehe

Submitted by: awatea

I am in shape…Round is a shape.

Submitted by: Kezzer

I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

Submitted by: Andrew

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.

Submitted by: Chocolate88

How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell you later…..

Submitted by: joker321

The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.

Submitted by: Blayze

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke

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