Short Funny Quotes
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.