Short Funny Quotes - Page 10
When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.
Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Vegetarians are killing the rainforest.
The hardest part about business is minding your own.
When God made me, he was showing off!!
Video games ruined my life. At least I have 2 left.
I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!