Short Funny Quotes - Page 10
Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.
When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Vegetarians are killing the rainforest.
The hardest part about business is minding your own.
When God made me, he was showing off!!
I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?
Video games ruined my life. At least I have 2 left.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee.
Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it.