Short Funny Quotes
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
If love is blind then how did it find us???
Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!