Short Funny Quotes
Video games ruined my life. At least I have 2 left.
Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
Miss are you good in algebra?
Do you mind substituting my “x”??? :P
People want what they can’t have and when they get it they don’t want it anymore.
Practice makes perfect, but if no ones perfect, why practice?
Notice that you are noticing nothing worth noticing?
I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
When I see someone that is beautiful, I stare for awhile, and when I get tired, I put down the mirror. 8)
Walking into a restaurant…
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No, we came to sit on the ground… floor for five please.
Me when parents are sleeping: shh they’re asleep.
My parents when I’m asleep: Let’s vacuum for three hours.
I learned three things in school:
1. How to text without looking.
2. How to sleep with my eyes open.
3. And teamwork during tests.
THINK its not illegal yet
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.