Short Funny Quotes

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on

Submitted by: DeAnna _starfish

Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p

Submitted by: YoungBlood

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes

If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.

Submitted by: Jilll

He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!

Submitted by: crazy**** :)

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

Submitted by: therandomone

If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???

Submitted by: IDK e IDC

Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…

Submitted by: Alie Morino

If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3

Submitted by: Xx.Cutie_Pie.xX

There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.

Submitted by: David Hudson

Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthebigstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?

Submitted by: levi

I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.

A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.

Submitted by: exdevlin92

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Submitted by: Sneaky

Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think

Submitted by: Xhw

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