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Video games ruined my life. At least I have 2 left.

Submitted by: itadakimasu

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.

Submitted by: danz

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.

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Submitted by: Flicka
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Miss are you good in algebra?
Do you mind substituting my “x”??? :P

Submitted by: stig

People want what they can’t have and when they get it they don’t want it anymore.

Practice makes perfect, but if no ones perfect, why practice?

Notice that you are noticing nothing worth noticing?

Submitted by: cassandra

I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.

Submitted by: KazeGirl

When I see someone that is beautiful, I stare for awhile, and when I get tired, I put down the mirror. 8)

Submitted by: Hallie (11 yers old)

Walking into a restaurant…
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No, we came to sit on the ground… floor for five please.

Me when parents are sleeping: shh they’re asleep.
My parents when I’m asleep: Let’s vacuum for three hours.

I learned three things in school:
1. How to text without looking.
2. How to sleep with my eyes open.
3. And teamwork during tests.

Submitted by: Cassie

THINK its not illegal yet

Submitted by: Aryie

Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the opportunist.

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Submitted by: Mark Cromo
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