Short Funny Quotes
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.