Short Funny Quotes
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
If love is blind then how did it find us???
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.