Short Funny Quotes
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
If love is blind then how did it find us???
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???