Short Funny Quotes
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
If love is blind then how did it find us???
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.