Short Funny Quotes
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
If love is blind then how did it find us???
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!