Short Funny Quotes
Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
If love is blind then how did it find us???
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.