Short Funny Quotes - Page 12

People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!

Submitted by: Carla

Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?

Submitted by: win_ringette

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.

Submitted by: Flicka

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

Submitted by: Aniqa

QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!

Submitted by: Deanna

L.O.L has gone from meaning laugh out loud to I have nothing else to say.
Pandas are the least racist..they’re black, white, and Asian
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver, blue, purple, orange and all those other colors now.
I’m afraid of my mailman……..he knows where I live!!

Submitted by: SUmmy

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by: Adrian

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin

When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?

Submitted by: win_ringette
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