Short Funny Quotes
Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”
I never fall off.
Dismount with style.
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!