Short Funny Quotes
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.
My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”
Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.