Short Funny Quotes
Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
I never fall off.
Dismount with style.
Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.
My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
I scored high on my drug test.
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!