Short Funny Quotes
Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”
I never fall off.
Dismount with style.
Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.
Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
I scored high on my drug test.
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!