Short Funny Quotes

Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think

Submitted by: Xhw

The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Submitted by: Rachael :)

Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.

Submitted by: allison

My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”

I never fall off.
I just,
Dismount with style.

Submitted by: HORSA_CLOTHING

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

Submitted by: Bonface stom

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

Submitted by: Tina

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!

Submitted by: shiarna

Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

Submitted by: Amnichil

Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember

Submitted by: brianne&&cassie ann

Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

Submitted by: Susan (14 years old)

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy

I scored high on my drug test.

Submitted by: Manny

I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!

Submitted by: melissa

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