Wise people think all they say, Fools say all they think
Old age dosen’t make you forget. Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
Nobody likes change, except a wet baby.
Flirting is a risky game. One mistake, and you are committed.
The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate. – Douglas Engelbart
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
I scored high on my drug test.
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!
Old is always fifteen years from now. – Bill Cosby
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming. I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. – W.C. Fields
Do something good, no one sees it…Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it…
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it.
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day. – Franklin P. Jones
I would agree with you if you were right
There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives. – Oscar Wilde
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable!
Remember: you were once the strongest sperm of your dad. =)
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