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Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?

Submitted by: win_ringette

QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!
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Submitted by: Deanna

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

Submitted by: Aniqa

L.O.L has gone from meaning laugh out loud to I have nothing else to say.
Pandas are the least racist..they’re black, white, and Asian
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver, blue, purple, orange and all those other colors now.
I’m afraid of my mailman……..he knows where I live!!

Submitted by: SUmmy

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

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That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin

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When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?

Submitted by: win_ringette

If our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. What do Chinese people use? Tooth picks?

Submitted by: haylse

Push can get you almost anywere, exept through a door marked ‘pull’.

Submitted by: imo-gadget-303

Heaven doesn’t want me…and hell is too scared I’ll take over.

Submitted by: J3$$a
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