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Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?

Submitted by: win_ringette

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

Submitted by: Aniqa

QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!
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Submitted by: Deanna

L.O.L has gone from meaning laugh out loud to I have nothing else to say.
Pandas are the least racist..they’re black, white, and Asian
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver, blue, purple, orange and all those other colors now.
I’m afraid of my mailman……..he knows where I live!!

Submitted by: SUmmy

That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

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Relationship Status:
() Single
() In a relationship
() Married
() Engaged
() Divorced
(x) Waiting for a miracle

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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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Submitted by: Adrian

When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?

Submitted by: win_ringette

If our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. What do Chinese people use? Tooth picks?

Submitted by: haylse
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