Short Funny Quotes
Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
I scored high on my drug test.
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
I would agree with you if you were right
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
True skill comes without effort.
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.