Short Funny Quotes - Page 13
I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
If our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. What do Chinese people use? Tooth picks?
Heaven doesn’t want me…and hell is too scared I’ll take over.
Push can get you almost anywere, exept through a door marked ‘pull’.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P