Short Funny Quotes - Page 13
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
– Mother Teresa
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
() In a relationship
(x) Waiting for a miracle