Short Funny Quotes - Page 13
Heaven doesn’t want me…and hell is too scared I’ll take over.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
() In a relationship
(x) Waiting for a miracle
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
– Mother Teresa
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.