Short Funny Quotes
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.