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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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Submitted by: Adrian

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Submitted by: Kazzaaa

I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.

Submitted by: D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R123

When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.

Submitted by: mayur

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Mother Teresa

Submitted by: Sam

“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….

Submitted by: ukdarkangel

Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.

Submitted by: Enos

If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

Submitted by: Kassie

So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again

Submitted by: xXxAmandaxXx

Relationship Status:
() Single
() In a relationship
() Married
() Engaged
() Divorced
(x) Waiting for a miracle

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