Short Funny Quotes - Page 13
Heaven doesn’t want me…and hell is too scared I’ll take over.
If our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. What do Chinese people use? Tooth picks?
I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
Push can get you almost anywere, exept through a door marked ‘pull’.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!