Short Funny Quotes
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
I scored high on my drug test.
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
I would agree with you if you were right
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
True skill comes without effort.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.