Short Funny Quotes
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, “So far so good!”