Short Funny Quotes
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke
I would agree with you if you were right
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
True skill comes without effort.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.