Short Funny Quotes
I scored high on my drug test.
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
I would agree with you if you were right
Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
True skill comes without effort.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe