Short Funny Quotes
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
I scored high on my drug test.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
I would agree with you if you were right
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
True skill comes without effort.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.