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Push can get you almost anywere, exept through a door marked ‘pull’.

Submitted by: imo-gadget-303

Heaven doesn’t want me…and hell is too scared I’ll take over.

Submitted by: J3$$a

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
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Submitted by: Flicka

I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.

Submitted by: D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R123

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Submitted by: Kazzaaa

When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.

Submitted by: mayur

“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….

Submitted by: ukdarkangel

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Mother Teresa

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Submitted by: Sam

If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

Submitted by: Kassie

Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.

Submitted by: Enos
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