Short Funny Quotes - Page 13
Push can get you almost anywere, exept through a door marked ‘pull’.
Heaven doesn’t want me…and hell is too scared I’ll take over.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
– Mother Teresa
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.