Short Funny Quotes - Page 15
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
Your intelligence is my common sense.
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
If love is blind then how did it find us???
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.