Short Funny Quotes
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…
How can the world end in 2012l when we have yogurt that expires in 2013?
“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
Really? Can I stab you with a sword, you stab me with a pen and we’ll see who survives?
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
– Ambrose Bierce
I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
I don’t believe in superstition because it brings bad luck!
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
– Albert Camus
I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.
“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”
I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.
Stop asking for oranges! Some of us haven’t even received our lemons yet!!!
If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?