Short Funny Quotes - Page 15
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!
If love is blind then how did it find us???
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!