Short Funny Quotes - Page 15
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!
Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
If love is blind then how did it find us???
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.