The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”
Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!
You: Go to hell. Me: I go on vacations there.
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name. I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?
I’m in good shape. That shape is round. – Jarod Kintz
I always lie. Trust me.
I will procrastinate later.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Cobra 1 asks cobra 2 Cobra 1 : Are we poisonous? Cobra 2 : Why are you asking? Cobra 1 : I think I just bit my lip.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield
Don’t be so open minded that your brain falls out. – G.K. Chesterton
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