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As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Bravo1560

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!

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Submitted by: BestFriend

Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the opportunist.

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Submitted by: Mark Cromo

If love is blind then how did it find us???

Submitted by: UR MOMS NEW BOY FRIEND

Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p

Submitted by: YoungBlood

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on

Submitted by: DeAnna _starfish

Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.

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Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Sister: Really?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.

Submitted by: lisa

If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.

Submitted by: Jilll

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

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