Short Funny Quotes
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
If love is blind then how did it find us???
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p