Short Funny Quotes - Page 15

Would a fly without wings be called a walk.

Submitted by: blazinherb420

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .

Submitted by: ky

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Submitted by: Jess

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing!

Submitted by: BestFriend

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Bravo1560

If love is blind then how did it find us???


I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on

Submitted by: DeAnna _starfish

Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Sister: Really?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.

Submitted by: lisa
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