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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

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For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.

If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.

Submitted by: abby

I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

Submitted by: koolio

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
– Rodney Dangerfield

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven

Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Nour

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

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“Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”

Submitted by: Babyboy Official

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.
– Rodney Dangerfield

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
Chris Rock

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Submitted by: the funnymaster123

Who could be so cruel too put a ‘S’ in lisp.

Submitted by: James

Fact of life after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!

Submitted by: nida

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Submitted by: Phillip

All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

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Submitted by: Jessy

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