Short Funny Quotes - Page 16
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…