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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

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Submitted by: Wes

He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!

Submitted by: crazy**** :)

Your intelligence is my common sense.

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Submitted by: Swapnil

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

Submitted by: therandomone

If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3

Submitted by: Xx.Cutie_Pie.xX

If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???

Submitted by: IDK e IDC

There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.

Submitted by: David Hudson

Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…

Submitted by: Alie Morino

I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

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Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant
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