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If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.

Submitted by: Jilll

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Funny Quote: I intend to live forever, or die...

Submitted by: Wes
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Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

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Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!

Submitted by: crazy**** :)

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

Submitted by: therandomone

If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???

Submitted by: IDK e IDC

If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3

Submitted by: Xx.Cutie_Pie.xX

There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.

Submitted by: David Hudson

Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…

Submitted by: Alie Morino

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