Short Funny Quotes - Page 16
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
– Groucho Marx
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…
I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!