Short Funny Quotes
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…