Short Funny Quotes
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I’d like to smack them and say, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
– George Carlin
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
A mother’s menu consists of two choices: Take it or leave it.
A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
Yesterday I ran into my ex.
Then I pulled into reverse and ran over him again.