Short Funny Quotes - Page 16
Your intelligence is my common sense.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
– Groucho Marx
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…