Short Funny Quotes - Page 16

Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p

Submitted by: YoungBlood

If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.

Submitted by: Jilll

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!

Submitted by: crazy**** :)

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

Submitted by: therandomone

If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3

Submitted by: Xx.Cutie_Pie.xX

If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???

Submitted by: IDK e IDC

Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do…

Submitted by: Alie Morino

There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.

Submitted by: David Hudson
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