Short Funny Quotes - Page 17
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember