Short Funny Quotes - Page 17
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
- Lauren Myracle
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
- Golda Meir
School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.
Just because I have ADHD does not mean I can’t pay attent…
Stop asking for oranges! Some of us haven’t even received our lemons yet!!!
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
- Will Rogers
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
- Albert Camus
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.
I’m not laughing because you’re my brother, I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it.
Dear Yahoo,
You never hear anybody say “Lets Yahoo it”, just saying.
Sincerely,
Google.
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
I hate People who are taking drugs,
Especially Police and Customs Officers
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein
80% of all people can’t do simple mathematics. Okay, but what about the 40% who can.
A tattoo is a permanent reminder of temporary insanity.