Short Funny Quotes - Page 17
I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.
Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.