Short Funny Quotes

I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.

Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthebigstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?

Submitted by: levi

A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.

Submitted by: exdevlin92

Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think

Submitted by: Xhw

The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Submitted by: Rachael :)

A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.

Submitted by: allison

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

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Submitted by: Bonface stom
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Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

Submitted by: Amnichil

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

Submitted by: Tina

Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember

Submitted by: brianne&&cassie ann

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