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I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

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Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.

Submitted by: exdevlin92


Submitted by: levi

Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think

Submitted by: Xhw

A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.

Submitted by: allison

The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Submitted by: Rachael :)

Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

Submitted by: Amnichil

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

Submitted by: Tina

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

Submitted by: Bonface stom

Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember

Submitted by: brianne&&cassie ann
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