If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
If there’s a Hell on Earth, it’s high school. – Lisa Desrochers
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill
When I was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room.
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? – George Carlin
Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!
My Reality Check bounced.
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
They say,”Guns don’t kill people. People kill people.” well, I think the guns help! Because if you stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum! :D
Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air! – George W. Bush
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
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