Short Funny Quotes
Some call it stalking I call it love.
Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.
I was uncool before being uncool was cool!
Get like you? naw Get like me.
I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.
When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.
Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.
Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.
You know how they say, “Don’t try this at home”?
I just go to my friend’s house and try it.
Relatives are like fires, the sooner they’re out, the better.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
I hate People who are taking drugs,
Especially Police and Customs Officers
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.
There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D