Short Funny Quotes - Page 18
14 Year Old: Santa isn’t real!
6 Year Old: Neither is Edward Cullen!
Guess who ran away crying.:p
Good girls go to heaven, Bad girls go everywhere!
If life gave Lady Gaga lemons, she would make an outfit out of them.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Despite the cost of living it’s still quite popular.
Yesterday I ran into my ex.
Then I pulled into reverse and ran over him again.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Everyone has a photographic memory… Some just don’t have film.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
DAD- iPay.. …!
Some say the glass is half empty, some say half full, while they are arguing, I get a refill.
I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.:)
Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.
Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.
Mother In Law, an anagram of, Woman Hitler
To be old and wise you first must be young and stupid, that’s my excuse.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.