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My Reality Check bounced.

Submitted by: milly

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

Submitted by: Augusta :)

Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;

Submitted by: Lizzy

Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!

Submitted by: Luke

Monday again?
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!

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When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

Submitted by: Kim

Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx

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Submitted by: Cheynaa.

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

Submitted by: Holorunranty

I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso

Submitted by: Vicky

Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

Submitted by: bootscooot

“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
Really? Can I stab you with a sword, you stab me with a pen and we’ll see who survives?

Submitted by: beyond lazy

I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.

Submitted by: Shaneel Anand

“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”

Submitted by: Babyboy Official

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…

Submitted by: AmberLee

I feel so lost without you… Mostly because you have my compass.

Submitted by: Allison

I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.

Submitted by: Christian

If someone says: “No offense”, he/she is about to say something offensive.

Submitted by: lolness

Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … But she has trouble being heard through all the fat.

Submitted by: Freakychick

Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Ambrose Bierce

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