Short Funny Quotes
My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”
I never fall off.
Dismount with style.
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
I scored high on my drug test.
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
I would agree with you if you were right
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.