Short Funny Quotes
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!
My Reality Check bounced.
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
– Albert Camus
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.