Short Funny Quotes

My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”

I never fall off.
I just,
Dismount with style.

Submitted by: HORSA_CLOTHING

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!

Submitted by: shiarna

Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…

Submitted by: Selva

I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!

Submitted by: melissa

Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

Submitted by: Susan (14 years old)

I scored high on my drug test.

Submitted by: Manny

Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.

Submitted by: Nicked

I would agree with you if you were right

Submitted by: cmd

When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.

Submitted by: SUmmy

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