Short Funny Quotes - Page 18
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
I scored high on my drug test.
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
I would agree with you if you were right
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
I never fall off.
Dismount with style.