Short Funny Quotes

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Submitted by: phillip

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

Monday again?
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!

My Reality Check bounced.

Submitted by: milly

Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

Submitted by: Ali Bakhsh Nasrat

It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…

Submitted by: mariedy

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Submitted by: Eeshan Usapkar

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.

Submitted by: JoJo

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee
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When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

Submitted by: Kim

I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.

Submitted by: Brandon

Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;

Submitted by: Lizzy

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Albert Camus

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

Submitted by: Augusta :)

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

Submitted by: Holorunranty

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!

Submitted by: Luke

Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

Submitted by: bootscooot

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