Short Funny Quotes
Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
I hate People who are taking drugs,
Especially Police and Customs Officers
Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D
Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!
There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
Why is it that when something is delivered by truck, we call it a shipment, but when it’s delivered by ship we call it cargo?
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
If others can do it…
..let them do it…
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?