Short Funny Quotes - Page 19
Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?
People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.
Music is my drug, YouTube is my dealer.:)
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
To challenge us, you have to be good. To tie us, you have to be better. To beat us, you HAVE to be kidding!
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.
When life gives you lemons demand for lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice then laugh at those who are confused.
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
How do you eat a computer? One Byte at a time.
Just because you’re not paranoid does not mean the have stopped fallowing you.
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
I asked God for a bike but I know He doesn’t work that way… So I stole a bike then asked for forgiveness.
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
Why is it called a walkie- talkie if a vacuum cleaner isn’t called a pushy- sucky?
Cowboys ride horses.
Shouldn’t they be called horseboys???
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
Pulling a door that clearly said “Push”.
Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…
Don’t trouble the trouble unless the trouble troubles you…if you trouble the trouble ..the trouble will double trouble you.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Read it backwards.
As long as the house is on fire, let us warm ourselves.
One thing wrong with common sense, it’s not very common anymore.
Save the planet. It’s the only one with cute boys.
My curiosity didn’t kill the cat but it surely scared the hell out of it.
Sometimes I play a game with my friends called “Staying Away”.