Short Funny Quotes
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
True skill comes without effort.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.
Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.