Short Funny Quotes - Page 19

When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.

Submitted by: SUmmy

The future just ain’t what it used to be.

Submitted by: Rockymtnguy

True skill comes without effort.

Submitted by: Longfellow

Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.

Submitted by: Jenny

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy

I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.

Submitted by: Sara

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Submitted by: Sneaky

Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe

Submitted by: Lyka

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

Submitted by: Lindsey

Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

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