Short Funny Quotes - Page 19
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
True skill comes without effort.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.