Short Funny Quotes - Page 19
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
True skill comes without effort.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, “So far so good!”