Short Funny Quotes - Page 19
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
True skill comes without effort.
Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.
I’m not evil, I’m god with a twist.
I didn’t hit you. I simply high- fived your face.
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If “poli” means many, and “tics” mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does “politics” mean?
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, “So far so good!”