Short Funny Quotes
I hate People who are taking drugs,
Especially Police and Customs Officers
Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!
There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
Why is it that when something is delivered by truck, we call it a shipment, but when it’s delivered by ship we call it cargo?
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.
If others can do it…
..let them do it…
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?