Short Funny Quotes - Page 2
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright
DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
No, seriously, they have guns now.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Smile…It confuses peple..!!
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ];
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
If you can’t get someone out of your head,
.. Then maybe they are supposed to be there. <3
I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!
When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacfully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car…
I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again!!!