Short Funny Quotes - Page 2
All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
Where’s my chips?
() In a relationship
(x) Waiting for a miracle
For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.
Why do people try park as close as the can to the entrance when they go to the gym to work out?
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
When all else fails, read the directions.
If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.
Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.
If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it’s one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
Did you ever get that when you walk up the stairs and then half-way up you stop because you forget what you wanted to do, not noticing that you holding up the people that wants to get on the plane.
It’s funny when a dare devil blasts past you in the traffic when you’re just cruising and when you pull up to the traffic lights you’re next to him!
I never fall off.
Dismount with style.
I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order…As they should be.
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
If I spoke my mind, I would be in deep trouble.