Short Funny Quotes

I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday!

The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well friends you know me… I love a dare!

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka

Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.

Everybody has their Favourite Villain and MONDAY IS MINE.

I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.

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Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!

Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.

The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”

Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

Shortest horror story ever: Monday

Hide. I see Monday.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life

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