Short Funny Quotes
I swear, I don’t mind being fat…Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That’s 10 years in a row now…
I’m not saying she’s fat. I’m just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know…. She’d be three of them.
Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don’t stop.
Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.
Please don’t wear skinny jeans, if you don’t have any skinny genes.
Music teacher: ‘What’s your favorite musical instrument?’ Fat kid: ‘The lunch bell.’
If bars don’t serve drunk people, I don’t think McDonald’s should be able to serve fat people.
Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.