Short Funny Quotes - Page 21
Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!
Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.
Every person tells minimum of 4 lies per day so approx 1490 lies a year! and the most common and favorite lies are I am fine and I was very busy…:)
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!
Why is it called a walkie- talkie if a vacuum cleaner isn’t called a pushy- sucky?
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.
“Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!”
“What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”
Boy: I like someone..
Boy: She looks just like you…
Girl: OMG! You like me? I like you too…
Boy: Oh no. I like your..sister
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.
I put the pro in procrastination.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
No matter how old or how bad a** you think you are, when a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!!
Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!