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Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.

Submitted by: George

How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell you later…..

Submitted by: joker321

True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.

Submitted by: tisha ;)

He: You know.. When you weren’t here, I cried a lot.
She: Awww! How sweet!
He: Yes but those were tears of happiness!
He: Do you know why only 10 percent of women goes to heaven?
She: Why?
He: Cause if they all went , it would be called hell!
He: Hi!
She: Hi.
He: Have I seen you somewhere?
She: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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Submitted by: Natalie

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Submitted by: Mahum

Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.

Submitted by: Pritty

Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going…

Submitted by: Rikko

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

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Submitted by: Sneaky
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