Short Funny Quotes - Page 21
The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.
Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell you later…..
He: You know.. When you weren’t here, I cried a lot.
She: Awww! How sweet!
He: Yes but those were tears of happiness!
He: Do you know why only 10 percent of women goes to heaven?
He: Cause if they all went , it would be called hell!
He: Have I seen you somewhere?
She: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going…
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.