Short Funny Quotes

If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)

Submitted by: princess 98 ?

For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven

I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

Submitted by: koolio

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
Chris Rock

Submitted by: the funnymaster123
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, damn you’re good.

Submitted by: shabalaba

You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.

Submitted by: Vuyie

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Submitted by: Phillip

Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.

Submitted by: Josh

Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Nour

“Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”

Submitted by: Babyboy Official
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My psychiatrist said to me, “Take these pills and you’ll be all right.” I told him that there’s nothing wrong with me, it’s the rest of the world, “I know. But it’s easier for you to take the pills than the rest of the world.”

Submitted by: Robert D Dangoor

All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

Submitted by: Jessy

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it’s one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

Submitted by: Rayray

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