Short Funny Quotes - Page 21
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.
I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.
The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.
How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell you later…..
True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
He: You know.. When you weren’t here, I cried a lot.
She: Awww! How sweet!
He: Yes but those were tears of happiness!
He: Do you know why only 10 percent of women goes to heaven?
He: Cause if they all went , it would be called hell!
He: Have I seen you somewhere?
She: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going…