Short Funny Quotes - Page 21
Today is the National animal’s day, so please take a minute and remember your ex!
Attraction is temporary love but love is permanent attraction.
To gain something in life you have to lose something but the converse is not true.
Wear Short Sleeves! Support the right to bear arms!
I hate you so much.
If there was a 3% stupidity tax, our Country’s budget deficit would be gone before the next fiscal tax season.
Husband and wife drive by a farm, and see cows grazing. Husband says “relatives”, and the wife responds “yes, in laws”.
I’m a pretty clever guy. For example, my username and password are always the same, just in case I forget either.
I’ll be back in 5 minutes. If I’m not read the first sentence again.
Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.
School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.
I’ll bet you one dollar you’ll read this.
I am not racist I just happen to call it like I see it.
I have been to Rome … They sure did a great job building it in a day.
I’m not lying, I just forgot the truth.
When you stop making quotes about life giving you lemons, you will find true happiness in your life.
A short man is one who finds himself with people who are taller than him.
Every person tells minimum of 4 lies per day so approx 1490 lies a year! and the most common and favorite lies are I am fine and I was very busy…:)
One man’s garbage is another man’s treasure.
If someone says: “No offense”, he/she is about to say something offensive.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
- Chris Rock
DAD- iPay.. …!
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: The ones you can count on, The ones you can’t count on, and the ones who can’t count at all!
It’s been more than ten years now
I let the dogs out
I study high. I take the test high. Therefore, I should get high scores.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially when you take them while driving a car.
I believe that we should play our taxes with a smile…I tried but they wanted cash.