Short Funny Quotes - Page 21
People always tell you to never say never so just say I cant.
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.
I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.
The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell you later…..
He: You know.. When you weren’t here, I cried a lot.
She: Awww! How sweet!
He: Yes but those were tears of happiness!
He: Do you know why only 10 percent of women goes to heaven?
He: Cause if they all went , it would be called hell!
He: Have I seen you somewhere?
She: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going…