Short Funny Quotes - Page 22


You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
- Chris Rock

Submitted by: the funnymaster123

Daughter- iPod,
SON- iPhone,
MOM- iPad,
DAD- iPay.. …!

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There are 3 kinds of people in this world: The ones you can count on, The ones you can’t count on, and the ones who can’t count at all!

Submitted by: Jailyn

It’s been more than ten years now
I confess
I let the dogs out

Submitted by: chuka

I study high. I take the test high. Therefore, I should get high scores.

Submitted by: LRS

Regular naps prevent old age, especially when you take them while driving a car.
I believe that we should play our taxes with a smile…I tried but they wanted cash.

Submitted by: Nene

I’d never join a club that would have ME as a member.

Submitted by: Trixie

Diplomacy: Telling someone your dog is cute until you find a rock.

Submitted by: gouri

When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story.
- Barney Stinson

Submitted by: Kieglae

Define unfair advantage? Um…a crocodile in a smiling contest.

Submitted by: sketcher

I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.

Submitted by: Christian

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

Submitted by: James Corlett

A tattoo is a permanent reminder of temporary insanity.

Submitted by: Kiera

When life gives you a book…Hit life in the face and say “But I wanted lemons”.

Submitted by: sick of lemons

I’m not fat your just too skinny.

Submitted by: Belicia

80% of all people can’t do simple mathematics. Okay, but what about the 40% who can.

Submitted by: Hoopero

I’m not lazy… I’m just too good in energy conservation.

Submitted by: Obee

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think!
The only advantage of exercising is that you die healthy.
There’s only one thing common in all human beings:they’re all different!

Submitted by: Maha

Immature is the word mature people use to describe fun people.

Submitted by: KylerBoz52

A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.

Submitted by: Tj

Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.

Submitted by: AJ 619 LEGENDKILLER

If life gives you oranges… You must be doing something wrong.

Submitted by: Ben

To be honest…I’m a liar!:P

Submitted by: JoezZz

Some people tend to leave footsteps in your life, while I tend to put footsteps on their faces.:D

Submitted by: ralph alphaeus

If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you should probably water your lawn.

Submitted by: Megan

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