Short Funny Quotes
Boy:Hi can we be friends?
Boy: Come on I’m rich.
Girl: Hi I’m Claire, 22 yrs old,single.
Boy: My name is rich…26 yrs old…can we meet for dinner?
Girl: Sorry I don’t talk to strangers.
The correct phobic term for the fear of long words? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (!)
I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
– Steven Wright
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”.
When I was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room.
If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum! :D