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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.

Submitted by: tisha ;)

Drive it like you stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Reyna

When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

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School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

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Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling

Submitted by: Lynsie

Teacher : If your friend wants to borrow $5 and you gave him $10. How much will you get in return?
Student : Nothing!
Teacher : You don’t know Maths.
Student : You don’t know my friend.

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Submitted by: sweety
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Most popular things to do in an emergency…
60% Update Facebook Status
15% Record a Video, then upload it on YouTube
15% Update Twitter Status
10% Call Emergency Services

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Submitted by: Captain Munch
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Sipho : Dr I have a problem of forgetting.
Dr : When did the problem start?
Sipho : Which problem?

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Submitted by: Victor
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Maybe life should stop giving lemons… It just gives people ideas on what to do with it.

Submitted by: kinchotaret

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

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