Short Funny Quotes - Page 22
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.
Yesterday I ran into my ex.
Then I pulled into reverse and ran over him again.
Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
I preach the rule; that doesn’t mean I follow them
Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
Vegetarians are killing the rainforest.
When God made me, he was showing off!!
Losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
Video games ruined my life. At least I have 2 left.
True skill comes without effort.
Video games are the only realities where we are anything but absolutely ordinary.
When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.
Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
When life gives you lemons,
make grape juice,
then sit back,
and let the wold wonder how you did it.
It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…
Its better to give thaan to recieved, but the truth is its better to recieve and recieve and recieve…heheheh
Feed the hunger or else the hunger will eat you…
Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…
Smile…It confuses peple..!!
If I can’t hear your heartbeat, you’re too far away.. <3
If love is blind then how did it find us???
BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!
If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??
Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon
yeah thats right, I went there
Dont judge the book by it’s cover,
judge the cover by it’s book!
So many men and yet so few brains.
My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life
Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
Save the planet its the only one with beer
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- W.C. Fields