Short Funny Quotes
True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
Drive it like you stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling
Teacher : If your friend wants to borrow $5 and you gave him $10. How much will you get in return?
Student : Nothing!
Teacher : You don’t know Maths.
Student : You don’t know my friend.
Most popular things to do in an emergency…
60% Update Facebook Status
15% Record a Video, then upload it on YouTube
15% Update Twitter Status
10% Call Emergency Services
Sipho : Dr I have a problem of forgetting.
Dr : When did the problem start?
Sipho : Which problem?
Maybe life should stop giving lemons… It just gives people ideas on what to do with it.
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.