Short Funny Quotes
When I was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room.
If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum! :D
I will procrastinate later.
Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!
My Reality Check bounced.
It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!