Short Funny Quotes - Page 23
I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I’d like to smack them and say, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
– George Carlin
Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…
Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
If you must lie, be brief.
Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.