Short Funny Quotes
If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum! :D
I will procrastinate later.
Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.
No one is as ugly as their driving license/identity card picture, nor as good- looking as their Facebook profile pic..!:D;)
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
My Reality Check bounced.
It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.