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When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

Submitted by: shubh

I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.

Submitted by: Karen V :D

When someone says everything happens for a reason, I’d like to smack them and say, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin

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Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.

Submitted by: AJ 619 LEGENDKILLER

Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…

Submitted by: larry

Some people are wise, some are otherwise.

Submitted by: Azrael

If you must lie, be brief.

Submitted by: Darby Gloria

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
A mother’s menu consists of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Submitted by: jaza

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

Submitted by: ameago
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