Short Funny Quotes

I will procrastinate later.

Submitted by: Chiz

Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.

Submitted by: Megha

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.

Submitted by: Ujjwal

No one is as ugly as their driving license/identity card picture, nor as good- looking as their Facebook profile pic..!:D;)

Submitted by: Suvidha

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.

Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

Submitted by: Ali Bakhsh Nasrat

Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…

Submitted by: Sosthy

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Submitted by: Eeshan Usapkar

Monday again?
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!

My Reality Check bounced.

Submitted by: milly

It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…

Submitted by: mariedy

I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.

Submitted by: Brandon

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.

Submitted by: JoJo

When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

Submitted by: Kim

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