Short Funny Quotes
Do it today, it might be illegal tomorrow.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I’d like to smack them and say, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.
What do you call a cow during an earthquake?