Short Funny Quotes - Page 23
I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I’d like to smack them and say, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”
Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
If you must lie, be brief.