Short Funny Quotes
I will procrastinate later.
Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
No one is as ugly as their driving license/identity card picture, nor as good- looking as their Facebook profile pic..!:D;)
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!
My Reality Check bounced.
It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!