Short Funny Quotes

I was born intelligent…..but studies ruined me……

Submitted by: sakshi

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”.

Submitted by: Pseudonym

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.

Submitted by: Ujjwal

When I was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room.

Submitted by: Lynne

If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum! :D

Submitted by: Robert Gonzalez

I will procrastinate later.

Submitted by: Chiz

Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.

Submitted by: Megha

Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…

Submitted by: Sosthy

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

Monday again?
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!

Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

Submitted by: Ali Bakhsh Nasrat

My Reality Check bounced.

Submitted by: milly

It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…

Submitted by: mariedy

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Submitted by: Eeshan Usapkar

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