Short Funny Quotes

I will procrastinate later.

Submitted by: Chiz

Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.

Submitted by: Megha

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.

Submitted by: Ujjwal

No one is as ugly as their driving license/identity card picture, nor as good- looking as their Facebook profile pic..!:D;)

Submitted by: Suvidha

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

Submitted by: Ali Bakhsh Nasrat

Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…

Submitted by: Sosthy

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Submitted by: Eeshan Usapkar

Monday again?
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!

My Reality Check bounced.

Submitted by: milly

It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…

Submitted by: mariedy

I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.

Submitted by: Brandon

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.

Submitted by: JoJo

The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.

When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

Submitted by: Kim

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