Short Funny Quotes - Page 23

I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.

Submitted by: Karen V :D

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

Submitted by: shubh

When someone says everything happens for a reason, I’d like to smack them and say, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin

Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…

Submitted by: larry

Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.

Submitted by: AJ 619 LEGENDKILLER

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

If you must lie, be brief.

Submitted by: Darby Gloria
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