Short Funny Quotes - Page 23
I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
– George Carlin
Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I’d like to smack them and say, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”
Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…
Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
A mother’s menu consists of two choices: Take it or leave it.
If you must lie, be brief.