Short Funny Quotes

When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

Submitted by: Kim

Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;

Submitted by: Lizzy

Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

Submitted by: bootscooot

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

Submitted by: Augusta :)

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

Submitted by: Holorunranty

Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!

Submitted by: Luke

She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Cheynaa.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…

Submitted by: AmberLee

“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
Really? Can I stab you with a sword, you stab me with a pen and we’ll see who survives?

Submitted by: beyond lazy

I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso

Submitted by: Vicky

How can the world end in 2012l when we have yogurt that expires in 2013?

Submitted by: Sydnee

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.

Submitted by: Shaneel Anand

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

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