Short Funny Quotes
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…
How can the world end in 2012l when we have yogurt that expires in 2013?
“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
Really? Can I stab you with a sword, you stab me with a pen and we’ll see who survives?
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.