Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.
Dear Algebra, Quit asking us to find your ‘x’, she’s not coming back! Love, Me. P.S. And don’t ask me ‘y’ either.
“Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!” “What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. – John Green
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. – George Carlin
Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = pregnancy
Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. – Bill Murray
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Poor : When you have too much month at the end of your money.
School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.
Amamda: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler today. Karmenia: So? Amanda: He said, “There is an idiot at the end of this ruler” Karmenia: Ohhhhh he called you an idiot?? Amanda: No I got detention for asking which end he was talking about. Karnebua: That’s ma girl!
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
Did you fall? No I attacked the floor… Backwards? I’m just that talented.:)
To be honest…I’m a liar!:P
A boomerang is just a Frisbee for people that don’t have any friends.
Welcome to the 21st century, where people can laugh-out-loud without opening their mouth! #lol
Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid. – John Wayne
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