Short Funny Quotes
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
Really? Can I stab you with a sword, you stab me with a pen and we’ll see who survives?
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.