Short Funny Quotes
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.
When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman