Short Funny Quotes
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
How can the world end in 2012l when we have yogurt that expires in 2013?
“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
Really? Can I stab you with a sword, you stab me with a pen and we’ll see who survives?
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso