Short Funny Quotes
When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…
“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
Really? Can I stab you with a sword, you stab me with a pen and we’ll see who survives?
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
How can the world end in 2012l when we have yogurt that expires in 2013?
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.