Short Funny Quotes
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.
My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.