Short Funny Quotes - Page 24
If you must lie, be brief.
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
If you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!
What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
Yesterday I ran into my ex.
Then I pulled into reverse and ran over him again.
I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.
Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.