Short Funny Quotes

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

My Reality Check bounced.

Submitted by: milly

Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

Submitted by: Ali Bakhsh Nasrat

It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…

Submitted by: mariedy
Advertisements

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Submitted by: Eeshan Usapkar

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.

Submitted by: JoJo

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

Submitted by: pied piper

When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

Submitted by: Kim

I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.

Submitted by: Brandon
Advertisements

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

Submitted by: Augusta :)

Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;

Submitted by: Lizzy

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

Submitted by: bootscooot

Copyright © 2006-2017 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote