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If you must lie, be brief.

Submitted by: Darby Gloria

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

If you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!

Submitted by: katie

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
Milkshake

Submitted by: ameago

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.

Yesterday I ran into my ex.
Then I pulled into reverse and ran over him again.

Submitted by: Katie

I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.

Submitted by: arun

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

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I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.

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