Short Funny Quotes

Monday again?
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

Submitted by: Ali Bakhsh Nasrat
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Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
– David O. McKay

My Reality Check bounced.

Submitted by: milly

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.

Submitted by: JoJo

It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…

Submitted by: mariedy

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Submitted by: Eeshan Usapkar

I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.

Submitted by: Brandon
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It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Helen Rowland

When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

Submitted by: Kim

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

Submitted by: Augusta :)

Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;

Submitted by: Lizzy

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