Short Funny Quotes

Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

Submitted by: Ali Bakhsh Nasrat

It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…

Submitted by: mariedy

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Submitted by: Eeshan Usapkar

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.

Submitted by: JoJo

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Albert Camus

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan

When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

Submitted by: Kim
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I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.

Submitted by: Brandon

Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;

Submitted by: Lizzy

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

Submitted by: Loshani Sigwadi

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

Submitted by: Augusta :)

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

Submitted by: Holorunranty

Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!

Submitted by: Luke

She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Cheynaa.

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