Short Funny Quotes - Page 25
After exercising I always eat a pizza…Just kidding I never exercise.
Just because I have ADHD does not mean I can’t pay attent…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
– George Carlin
Feed the hunger or else the hunger will eat you…
Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
I’m not insecure… I just don’t care.
Some call it stalking I call it love.
Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.
I was uncool before being uncool was cool!
Get like you? naw Get like me.
I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.
When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.
Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.
Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
– Bill Maher
I had superpowers until my therapist took them away!
If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys!!!