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If life throws lemon at you, think something stupid and post it here.
Boy2God : Why my girlfriend loves a rose which dies in a day and doesn’t love me when I die for her everyday?
God2boy : Nice one dude, post it on Facebook.

Submitted by: chkyrmnd
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The only way to look slim is to hang out with fat people.

Submitted by: joe
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There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.

Submitted by: David Hudson
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.

Submitted by: tisha ;)
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Most popular things to do in an emergency…
60% Update Facebook Status
15% Record a Video, then upload it on YouTube
15% Update Twitter Status
10% Call Emergency Services

Submitted by: Captain Munch
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Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

Submitted by: bootscooot
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After loosing the election I sleep like a young baby .. Sleep 2 hours wake up and cry..sleep another 2 hours wake up and cry!

Submitted by: Mwanzia
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Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthebigstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?

Submitted by: levi
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Are you one of those people who ‘pull’ the door when it says ‘push’?

Submitted by: uygoi
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When life gives you lemons you throw them back at life and tell life to get a life…

Submitted by: Lush-Soul
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Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Sister: Really?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.

Submitted by: lisa
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- Steven Wright

Submitted by: Phillip
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Funny Quote: Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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Submitted by: phillip
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Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Submitted by: Phillip
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Sipho : Dr I have a problem of forgetting.
Dr : When did the problem start?
Sipho : Which problem?

Submitted by: Victor
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If facebook was a subject I’d get A+++

Submitted by: Hassan Khan Sekmani
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People say that I’m indecisive, but…I don’t know if I am, well maybe.

Submitted by: adsmitty
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I don’t believe in superstition because it brings bad luck!

Submitted by: Some idiot
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Genius is a person who can do a work in one day…but a fool does it in one year…. Just as we complete our syllabus in one day & our teachers do it in one year… WE ROCK.

Submitted by: manisha chhetri
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Don’t worry there is always a dumber person than you

Submitted by: :)
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What if life gave you lemons, and you were allergic?
When will life give you something delicious?
Could life give me Chocolate instead?

Submitted by: STEVE:)
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I’ve said it a million times, I never exaggerate.

Submitted by: Brian
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If life hands you a lemon, say: “No, thanks. My mom taught me not to accept things from strangers”!

Submitted by: Bethel Nwogu
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Why would life give you lemon…life is not a lemon tree!

Submitted by: bis
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When life gives you lemons throw it back and demand lemonade.

Submitted by: XxClueless_luverxX

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