Short Funny Quotes
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
– Ambrose Bierce
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
Stop asking for oranges! Some of us haven’t even received our lemons yet!!!
Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … But she has trouble being heard through all the fat.
If someone says: “No offense”, he/she is about to say something offensive.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
I don’t really care whether a glass is half empty or half full, all I know is that I want my glass filled!!