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Welcome to the 21st century, where people can laugh-out-loud without opening their mouth! #lol

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I told my mom that my house was her house and she yelled at me, “Get of my property”.

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
– Bill Watterson

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When I was a kid, I used to sing, “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P”

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Music is my drug, YouTube is my dealer.:)

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Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I’m gonna need some bail money.

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Flirting is a risky game. One mistake, and you are committed.

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Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
– Santosh Kalwar

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Despite the cost of living it’s still quite popular.

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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
– Evelyn Hendrickson

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Things on my “To do” list:

Put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

Ask someone in a store what year it is and when they reply yell, “I did it!” and run out.

When in a crowded elevator, ask everyone, “I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today”.

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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are “Salary is Credited”. :)

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

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Selfishness: Lack of consideration for the selfishness of others.

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I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things.

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I’m confused… Wait, maybe I’m not…

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Don’t Trust WWW ;- Work,Weather and Women.

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I’m a pretty clever guy. For example, my username and password are always the same, just in case I forget either.

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I’m not laughing because you’re my brother, I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it.

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Nobody likes change, except a wet baby.

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