Short Funny Quotes
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Stop asking for oranges! Some of us haven’t even received our lemons yet!!!
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
– Ambrose Bierce
Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … But she has trouble being heard through all the fat.
If someone says: “No offense”, he/she is about to say something offensive.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
I don’t really care whether a glass is half empty or half full, all I know is that I want my glass filled!!
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.