Short Funny Quotes
“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
Really? Can I stab you with a sword, you stab me with a pen and we’ll see who survives?
Stop asking for oranges! Some of us haven’t even received our lemons yet!!!
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
– Ambrose Bierce
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … But she has trouble being heard through all the fat.
If someone says: “No offense”, he/she is about to say something offensive.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
I don’t really care whether a glass is half empty or half full, all I know is that I want my glass filled!!