Short Funny Quotes
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
I don’t believe in superstition because it brings bad luck!
I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
– Ambrose Bierce
I feel so lost without you… Mostly because you have my compass.
Stop asking for oranges! Some of us haven’t even received our lemons yet!!!
Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … But she has trouble being heard through all the fat.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
– Steven Wright
It’s been more than ten years now
I let the dogs out