Short Funny Quotes - Page 26

I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.

Submitted by: I

Losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard

Submitted by: cassie

If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys!!!

Submitted by: Joseph

You know how they say, “Don’t try this at home”?
I just go to my friend’s house and try it.

Submitted by: Ale Angel

When Life Gives You Lemons… Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.
I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]

Submitted by: Bridget

I hate People who are taking drugs,
Especially Police and Customs Officers

Submitted by: Pete

Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!

Submitted by: Sweet22

Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?

Submitted by: Toffayok

Relatives are like fires, the sooner they’re out, the better.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Submitted by: the person whom you know not of...

I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.

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