Short Funny Quotes
If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?
The only way to look slim is to hang out with fat people.
Welcome to the dark side. What? Surprised? We lied about the cookies.
Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.
DAD- iPay.. …!
All of us would like to vote for the best president, unfortunately he is never a candidate.
Immature is the word mature people use to describe fun people.
Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.
I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so close to Monday.
It is not easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.