Short Funny Quotes
Welcome to the dark side. What? Surprised? We lied about the cookies.
If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?
The only way to look slim is to hang out with fat people.
Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S Truman
DAD- iPay.. …!
All of us would like to vote for the best president, unfortunately he is never a candidate.
Immature is the word mature people use to describe fun people.
Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.
It is not easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
– Albert Camus