Short Funny Quotes - Page 26
I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
Losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard
If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys!!!
You know how they say, “Don’t try this at home”?
I just go to my friend’s house and try it.
When Life Gives You Lemons… Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.
I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]
I hate People who are taking drugs,
Especially Police and Customs Officers
Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!
Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
Relatives are like fires, the sooner they’re out, the better.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.