Short Funny Quotes
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
All of us would like to vote for the best president, unfortunately he is never a candidate.
It is not easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.
Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.
If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
– Albert Camus
I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, “That’s all right. Just hold a mobile phone by your mouth.”