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Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, Nooooooo.

Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!

Submitted by: beto

There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.

Submitted by: - Kaila

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

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I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
Why is it that when something is delivered by truck, we call it a shipment, but when it’s delivered by ship we call it cargo?

Submitted by: sara

This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D

Submitted by: saba haghiri

Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.

Submitted by: ME!!!

Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.

Submitted by: Karen

If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

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