Short Funny Quotes - Page 27
Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!
There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
Why is it that when something is delivered by truck, we call it a shipment, but when it’s delivered by ship we call it cargo?
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.