Short Funny Quotes - Page 27

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Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!

Submitted by: beto

When Life Gives You Lemons… Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.
I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]

Submitted by: Bridget

This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D

Submitted by: saba haghiri

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
Why is it that when something is delivered by truck, we call it a shipment, but when it’s delivered by ship we call it cargo?

Submitted by: sara

Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.

Submitted by: ME!!!

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.

Submitted by: - Kaila

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.

Submitted by: katee

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