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Common sense is the sense rarely found in common people.
- Pintu

Submitted by: pintu singh
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I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!

Submitted by: melissa
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Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.

Submitted by: Megha
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I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
Why is it that when something is delivered by truck, we call it a shipment, but when it’s delivered by ship we call it cargo?

Submitted by: sara
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When life gives you snomel, you have dyslexia!

Submitted by: blondee
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If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)

Submitted by: princess 98 ?
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I’m in no shape to exercise.

Submitted by: jeeja h
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I don’t really care whether a glass is half empty or half full, all I know is that I want my glass filled!!

Submitted by: Funnieboiy
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Do it today, it might be illegal tomorrow.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Submitted by: passionberry
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Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
A mother’s menu consists of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Submitted by: jaza
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Why call it a toothbrush, is it used for brushing a single tooth?

Submitted by: kelvin afotey
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People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .

Submitted by: ky
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You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.

Submitted by: katee
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Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

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Submitted by: dear maths!!!
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Push can get you almost anywere, exept through a door marked ‘pull’.

Submitted by: imo-gadget-303
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It is not easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.

Submitted by: Patrick Sullivan
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I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous!

Submitted by: Steve
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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

Submitted by: Rayray
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk.

Submitted by: blazinherb420
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Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!

Submitted by: Luke
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When I get depressed I cut myself ….. A piece of cheesecake.

Submitted by: Linda
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Procrastination,
I’ll think of something witty to say about it later.

Submitted by: thesexyone
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When life gives you lemons it means you’ve obviously knock over the fruit barrel.

Submitted by: Melissa
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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
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Submitted by: Flicka
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Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t

Submitted by: ada ally

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