Short Funny Quotes - Page 27
Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!
When Life Gives You Lemons… Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.
I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D
I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
Why is it that when something is delivered by truck, we call it a shipment, but when it’s delivered by ship we call it cargo?
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.