Short Funny Quotes
If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?
Patience is a procrastinators excuse!!!
I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, “That’s all right. Just hold a mobile phone by your mouth.”
I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so close to Monday.
No matter how old or how bad a** you think you are, when a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!!
I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order…As they should be.
If I spoke my mind, I would be in deep trouble.
I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.
My therapist says that I can’t see you anymore because you make me crazy.
When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.
Tell your girlfriend, I said thanks…!
Why is it called a walkie- talkie if a vacuum cleaner isn’t called a pushy- sucky?
If facebook was a subject I’d get A+++