Short Funny Quotes - Page 27

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, Nooooooo.

Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.

Submitted by: - Kaila

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D

Submitted by: saba haghiri

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.

Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!

Submitted by: beto

Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.

Submitted by: Karen

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!
Why is it that when something is delivered by truck, we call it a shipment, but when it’s delivered by ship we call it cargo?

Submitted by: sara
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