Short Funny Quotes - Page 28
I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
Cobra 1 asks cobra 2
Cobra 1 : Are we poisonous?
Cobra 2 : Why are you asking?
Cobra 1 : I think I just bit my lip.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.
If others can do it…
..let them do it…
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.
Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
– Ambrose Bierce