Short Funny Quotes - Page 28
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
They say that 1 out of every 5 people in the United States is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family so 1 of them is Chinese. It’s either me (Ben), my mom (Amy), my dad (mark), my brother (Keith), or my adopted brother (Long Hai). I think it’s Keith.
I live in my own world, but it’s cool, everyone knows me here!
Follow your dreams…except for that one where you’re naked at work.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.
Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.
I didn’t fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
I’ll bet you one dollar you’ll read this.
Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
To be old and wise you first must be young and stupid, that’s my excuse.
Think if man evolved from monkeys then why do we still have monkeys?
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
Wear Short Sleeves! Support the right to bear arms!
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.