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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.

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Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.

Submitted by: ME!!!

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

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Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

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If others can do it…
..let them do it…

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You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.

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If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

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Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
Ashleigh Brilliant

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