Short Funny Quotes - Page 28
I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?
If others can do it…
..let them do it…
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.
Cobra 1 asks cobra 2
Cobra 1 : Are we poisonous?
Cobra 2 : Why are you asking?
Cobra 1 : I think I just bit my lip.
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.