Short Funny Quotes - Page 28
Push can get you almost anywere, exept through a door marked ‘pull’.
It is not easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.
I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous!
Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
When I get depressed I cut myself ….. A piece of cheesecake.
I’ll think of something witty to say about it later.
When life gives you lemons it means you’ve obviously knock over the fruit barrel.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t
Maybe life should stop giving lemons… It just gives people ideas on what to do with it.
When life gives you lemons, throw em back and tell em they can make their own lemonade.
When life gives you lemons..cut them into slices and put them in your corona.
When I was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room.
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)
Welcome to the dark side. What? Surprised? We lied about the cookies.
When life gives you apples… Say, what the hell are you thinkin’? You got the wrong fruit!
I am in shape…Round is a shape.
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D
When life gives you lemons, ask why…cos I don’t get it.
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
Can anyone tell me what to do when life offers you an orange…?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.
I feel so lost without you… Mostly because you have my compass.