Short Funny Quotes - Page 28

196

Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!

Submitted by: Kitten
125

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…

Submitted by: AmberLee
81

I would agree with you if you were right

Submitted by: cmd
281

Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..

Submitted by: Yohane
158

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
What if they say you cannot jump of a bridge? Some pleasure heh.

Submitted by: Ricky Jankowski
157

Let your parents choose your school…. Only if they study for you !

Submitted by: Ricky Jankowski
104

I hate People who are taking drugs,
Especially Police and Customs Officers

Submitted by: Pete
57

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Submitted by: Jess
65

Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.

Submitted by: Klang
105

Adults are just kids with money.

Submitted by: jordan
76

Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

Submitted by: Laura
97

“Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”

Submitted by: Babyboy Official
93

“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”

Submitted by: Babyboy Official
240

Spilleng iz mi bezt zubjekt

Submitted by: IT
99

Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.

Submitted by: Ali Bakhsh Nasrat
76

Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.

Submitted by: bonche
161

Only a mental retard knows ur being sarcastic when everyone else thinks ur serious

Submitted by: ANCIENT SECRET
62

If you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!

Submitted by: katie
67

I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

Submitted by: koolio
91

I dream of a better tomorrow…
where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Submitted by: **THD Rulez**
114

I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.

Submitted by: Susan
196

The worst part of censorship is **********

Submitted by: Andrew
98

The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P

Submitted by: Allie
172

Phone ringing; If that’s for me don’t answer it.

Submitted by: Eric
57

A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.

Submitted by: allison
77

Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

Submitted by: Kim
249

…..and that one day a girl called me n said, “come fast there is nobody at my home…”….i went there n there was NOBODY at her home…!!!

Submitted by: sid..
60

Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.

Submitted by: Enos
49

The hardest part about business is minding your own.

Submitted by: jay
101

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Mother Teresa

Submitted by: Sam

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