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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.

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If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?

Cobra 1 asks cobra 2
Cobra 1 : Are we poisonous?
Cobra 2 : Why are you asking?
Cobra 1 : I think I just bit my lip.

Submitted by: Nana Quajo

If others can do it…
..let them do it…

Submitted by: g0f0

You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.

Submitted by: katee

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

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Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.
Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.

Submitted by: Hashim

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
Ashleigh Brilliant

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Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
Ambrose Bierce

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