Short Funny Quotes
To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut
Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.
Why is it called a walkie- talkie if a vacuum cleaner isn’t called a pushy- sucky?
If facebook was a subject I’d get A+++
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
You don’t need a parachute to sky dive, you need a parachute to sky dive twice.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
– George Carlin
Homework kills trees.
So don’t do homework.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!
Every person tells minimum of 4 lies per day so approx 1490 lies a year! and the most common and favorite lies are I am fine and I was very busy…:)
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.