Short Funny Quotes
You don’t need a parachute to sky dive, you need a parachute to sky dive twice.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut
Every person tells minimum of 4 lies per day so approx 1490 lies a year! and the most common and favorite lies are I am fine and I was very busy…:)
Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
– George Carlin
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!