Short Funny Quotes
If facebook was a subject I’d get A+++
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
You don’t need a parachute to sky dive, you need a parachute to sky dive twice.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut
Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
Homework kills trees.
So don’t do homework.
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
– George Carlin
Every person tells minimum of 4 lies per day so approx 1490 lies a year! and the most common and favorite lies are I am fine and I was very busy…:)
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!
“Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!”
“What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”
I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.