Short Funny Quotes - Page 28

I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.

Submitted by: ME!!!

If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?

If others can do it…
..let them do it…

Submitted by: g0f0

You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.

Submitted by: katee

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Cobra 1 asks cobra 2
Cobra 1 : Are we poisonous?
Cobra 2 : Why are you asking?
Cobra 1 : I think I just bit my lip.

Submitted by: Nana Quajo

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

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