Short Funny Quotes - Page 28
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
Cobra 1 asks cobra 2
Cobra 1 : Are we poisonous?
Cobra 2 : Why are you asking?
Cobra 1 : I think I just bit my lip.
If others can do it…
..let them do it…
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.
Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.
Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.
Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
– Ambrose Bierce