Short Funny Quotes - Page 28
Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…
I would agree with you if you were right
Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
What if they say you cannot jump of a bridge? Some pleasure heh.
Let your parents choose your school…. Only if they study for you !
I hate People who are taking drugs,
Especially Police and Customs Officers
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.
Adults are just kids with money.
Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!
“Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”
“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”
Spilleng iz mi bezt zubjekt
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
Only a mental retard knows ur being sarcastic when everyone else thinks ur serious
If you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!
I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.
I dream of a better tomorrow…
where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.
The worst part of censorship is **********
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
Phone ringing; If that’s for me don’t answer it.
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
…..and that one day a girl called me n said, “come fast there is nobody at my home…”….i went there n there was NOBODY at her home…!!!
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
The hardest part about business is minding your own.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
– Mother Teresa