Short Funny Quotes

To do is to be. – Socrates
To be is to do. – Sartre
Do be do be do. – Frank Sinatra
– Kurt Vonnegut

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook

Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.

Submitted by: sum

Why is it called a walkie- talkie if a vacuum cleaner isn’t called a pushy- sucky?

Submitted by: Quintin

If facebook was a subject I’d get A+++

Submitted by: Hassan Khan Sekmani

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

You don’t need a parachute to sky dive, you need a parachute to sky dive twice.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Submitted by: Braylin

There’s no vaccine against stupid.

Whoever said words don’t hurt never got hit in the head with a dictionary.

Submitted by: MrCoolGuy

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
George Carlin

Homework kills trees.
So don’t do homework.

Submitted by: Krystal

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!

Submitted by: Lea

Every person tells minimum of 4 lies per day so approx 1490 lies a year! and the most common and favorite lies are I am fine and I was very busy…:)

Submitted by: paddu

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:

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