Short Funny Quotes
I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.
If others can do it…
..let them do it…
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.