Short Funny Quotes - Page 28
I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?
Cobra 1 asks cobra 2
Cobra 1 : Are we poisonous?
Cobra 2 : Why are you asking?
Cobra 1 : I think I just bit my lip.
If others can do it…
..let them do it…
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name.
I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.
Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
– Ambrose Bierce