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If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)

Submitted by: princess 98 ?

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

Submitted by: koolio

What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”

For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.

If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.

Submitted by: abby

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield

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