Short Funny Quotes
“Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!”
“What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”
I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!
Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.
Boy: I like someone..
Boy: She looks just like you…
Girl: OMG! You like me? I like you too…
Boy: Oh no. I like your..sister
Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.
When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
I put the pro in procrastination.
The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.
Bungee jumping is suicide with strings attached!
Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t
A tattoo is a permanent reminder of temporary insanity.