If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
Reality continues to ruin my life. – Bill Watterson
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. – G. K. Chesterton
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable!
Google: I have everything. !! Facebook: I know everyone. ! Tweeter: I know what you guys think!! Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. – Sam Levenson
There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it’s not a train!.
Remember: you were once the strongest sperm of your dad. =)
I don’t want to look at the bright side. It’ll hurt my eye. – Olivia
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
Life is too short to remove the USB device safely.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? – George Carlin
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives. – Oscar Wilde
I’ll bet you one dollar you’ll read this.
Rule #1 during arguments: If you’re losing, start correcting their grammar.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
While you’re stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too.
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