Short Funny Quotes
Cobra 1 asks cobra 2
Cobra 1 : Are we poisonous?
Cobra 2 : Why are you asking?
Cobra 1 : I think I just bit my lip.
Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.
Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)
Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
– Ambrose Bierce
What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.
For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.