Short Funny Quotes

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!

Submitted by: Natalie Martinez

Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.

Submitted by: bukenyaaw

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Boy: I like someone..
Girl: Who?!!
Boy: She looks just like you…
Girl: OMG! You like me? I like you too…
Boy: Oh no. I like your..sister

Submitted by: Tikitiki

When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!

Funny Quote: When I have children I am going...

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl

The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?

Submitted by: Luke/Balzo

I put the pro in procrastination.

Submitted by: Theodore

The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.

Submitted by: shelly omish

Bungee jumping is suicide with strings attached!

Submitted by: M.J. McGuire

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa

Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t

Submitted by: ada ally

A tattoo is a permanent reminder of temporary insanity.

Submitted by: Kiera

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