Short Funny Quotes

“Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!”
“What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”

Submitted by: Bri

I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.

Submitted by: trueblue

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!

Submitted by: Natalie Martinez

Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.

Submitted by: bukenyaaw

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Boy: I like someone..
Girl: Who?!!
Boy: She looks just like you…
Girl: OMG! You like me? I like you too…
Boy: Oh no. I like your..sister

Submitted by: Tikitiki

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!

Funny Quote: When I have children I am going...

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa

The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?

Submitted by: Luke/Balzo

I put the pro in procrastination.

Submitted by: Theodore

The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.

Submitted by: shelly omish

Bungee jumping is suicide with strings attached!

Submitted by: M.J. McGuire

Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t

Submitted by: ada ally

A tattoo is a permanent reminder of temporary insanity.

Submitted by: Kiera

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