Short Funny Quotes
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!
Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.
Boy: I like someone..
Boy: She looks just like you…
Girl: OMG! You like me? I like you too…
Boy: Oh no. I like your..sister
When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
I put the pro in procrastination.
The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.
Bungee jumping is suicide with strings attached!
Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
Don’t kiss by the garden gate,
Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t
A tattoo is a permanent reminder of temporary insanity.