Short Funny Quotes - Page 29
Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.
Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.
Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
– Ambrose Bierce
What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.
If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.
I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.
For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.