Short Funny Quotes - Page 29

Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.
Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.

Submitted by: Hashim

Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
Ambrose Bierce

What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)

Submitted by: princess 98 ?

If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.

Submitted by: abby

I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

Submitted by: koolio

For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.

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