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This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D

Submitted by: saba haghiri
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When life gives you lemons, ask why…cos I don’t get it.

Submitted by: Tin tiN
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A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.

Submitted by: exdevlin92
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Can anyone tell me what to do when life offers you an orange…?

Submitted by: shivduttdeshmukh
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.

Submitted by: Hmmm
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I feel so lost without you… Mostly because you have my compass.

Submitted by: Allison
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Business is stealing other people’s money legally.
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Submitted by: salehe hemedi
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If you can’t change a girl, change the girl.

Submitted by: Sunny
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I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

Submitted by: pied piper
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Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

Submitted by: Cupcake
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Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.

Submitted by: blarg
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When life gives you lemon
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accept it silently
cos you might be having Vitamin C deficiency

Submitted by: Ali Asger
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Patience is a waste of time.
Classical music just confuses all the other voices in my head.
My password is ********* How many asterisks do you use for your password?
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
I get bored in church. Why would I want to go to heaven?
I bet Einstein would have liked color.
I snore on purpose.
When I was a kid, I could buy a dollar for ten cents.

Submitted by: bertman
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He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!

Submitted by: crazy**** :)
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What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa
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Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Submitted by: Tina
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Smile and the world smiles with you.
Laugh and they’ll think your on drugs.

Submitted by: Holli
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The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.

Submitted by: Blayze
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I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?

Submitted by: Kristine
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My password is ********* How many asterisks do you use for your password?
4 out of 5 atheists don’t believe in God.
I bet Einstein would have liked color.
I didn’t think it would involve thinking.
I snore on purpose.
Organically grown poisons are healthier.
When I was a kid, I could buy a dollar for ten cents.

Submitted by: bertman
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It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

Submitted by: marcus lomax
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.

Submitted by: Craig Charles Smith
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If your life isn’t rich and creamy, you bought the wrong box of chocolates!!

Submitted by: heather
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Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

Submitted by: Bonface stom
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Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.

Submitted by: erskmor4

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