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A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
Ambrose Bierce

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I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

Submitted by: koolio

What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”

If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.

Submitted by: abby

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

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For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

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