Short Funny Quotes
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
– George Carlin
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
Boy: I like someone..
Boy: She looks just like you…
Girl: OMG! You like me? I like you too…
Boy: Oh no. I like your..sister
When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this:
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.