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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

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For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.

If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.

Submitted by: abby

I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

Submitted by: koolio

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven

Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Nour

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

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