Short Funny Quotes - Page 29
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.
For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.
I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p
Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.