Short Funny Quotes - Page 29
If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)
I’ve lost many things… Of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list…
You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”
For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
– Rodney Dangerfield
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.