Short Funny Quotes
Every person tells minimum of 4 lies per day so approx 1490 lies a year! and the most common and favorite lies are I am fine and I was very busy…:)
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
– David O. McKay
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.
Boy: I like someone..
Boy: She looks just like you…
Girl: OMG! You like me? I like you too…
Boy: Oh no. I like your..sister
“Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!”
“What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”
I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.
Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.
When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it? A secret. Duh!
I always lie. Trust me.
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
I put the pro in procrastination.
The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.